By feelthelove - 02/11/2009 18:08 - United States

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Today, I woke up after a night of drinking to find a very gorgeous girl in my bed. Her only words to me were "did anything happen?" When I replied yes she began to cry. Nice to know I was someone's rock bottom. FML
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polico_wolf 0

she probably has a boyfriend and is crying that she accidently cheated on him or maybe she's a virgin and she didnt want to lost her viginaty to a complete stranger of maybe she didnt want to have sex with a complete stranger it has nothing to do with you.

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LemonadePink 0

Dude, that's just the way most girls are. Guys think it's awesome to hook up with random hot girls. Girls...actually give a **** about sleeping with random guys, well girls that aren't ****** care anyway. She just ****** up, drank too much and had a random hook up. It has nothing to do with YOU, just herself. Get over yourself.

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scateice 0

Your a typical *****. Get her tested. Get the **** out the next time she bangs you, bitch.

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perdix 29

Alcohol works for ugly guys, too! Even if you are not butt ugly, alcohol can help you score with women who are clearly out your league. Just get used to the downside of eventual sobriety. You might be what this girl needs to head to AA. Convince yourself that by taking advantage of her when she was shit-faced, you actually helped her turn around her life. Yeah, that's it!

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Armin_fml 0

beer, letting ugly people have sex since 1862

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vballerlover07 0

HAHA!! :) ^^^

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TheDrifter 23

If you're going to wake up with someone ugly, be sure you're the ugly one.

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KateeJo 0

at least you scored? [;

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darkshadow_fml 0

You did her nonetheless If you think this is FML then no high-five for you

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HahaYDI 0

It's not rape if you yell "Surprise!!".

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Devikarawr 0

it doesnt mean your rock bottom just that she regrets sleeping with some random guy after a night of drinking!

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hate_my_life29 0

who cares... you had sex with a beautiful woman that you never have to talk to again... thats the opposite of an fml

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_DeadPixels_ 0

Hahaha... totally random, but this reminded me of some random poster I saw a while ago. It said something along the lines of; "Beer! Helping ugly people get laid since 1960!" It was in a semi-posh hotel too XD

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