By Anonymous - 13/05/2009 20:15 - Canada

Today, I woke up after a night of partying and went to the bathroom. That’s when I realized that after passing out with my shoes on last night, my friends decided use a black sharpie and play “connect the dots” with my acne. FML
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poopy910 8

what does your shoes have anything to do with it lol and that sucks majorly lol

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TheBrianWing 0

Obviously you don't have any asshole friends. When you pass out at a party with your shoes on, it indicates that you were unintentional about losing consciousness and you get messed with. If you are found with shoes off, it indicates you just got bored and went to sleep and need to be left alone.

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ShadowMystika 0

wow at the first couple of comments. "never pass out with your shoes on" duhh. If your shoes are off, you're sleeping. If they're on, you're drunk and asking for it.

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emuhleighx 0

Everyone who doesn't understand the shoe comment is too young to be on FML. It has to do with drinking. Something you won't be doing for another 3+ years. #15 and #18 are both wrong, btw.

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mcsnelly 5

um YDI for drinking so much you pass out. Really, people, if you're confused about the shoes thing, READ THE POSTS BEFORE YOU before just posting "oh I don't get the shoes part! Does that actually have anything to with the story?"

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ps15 0

passing out with your shoes means that you didnt mean to pass out, and people can do stuff to you... so YDI for doing that in the first place

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panda_rectum 0

i thought everyone knew the shoes rule!

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Rawrrr14 0

Not cool. lol and I so just learned the shoes rule. It all makes sense now......

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mcsnelly 5

#37--Enough with the all-caps. We see your comment. It's annoying.

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Zombrex 0

To anyone confused about the shoes its a well known party rule, if you pass out with your shoes on you are fair game to get ****** with. and that sucks man FYL

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xcutiepatootiex 0

#22.. Acne isn't always a result of bad hygiene you dumbass. Some people get just because of their HORMONES or their GENES or some other problem. Go to school child.

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Amphysvena 11

#2 - The universal party rule is that if you pass out with your shoes on, it means you were only there for the free booze and not to enjoy the company of the other party-goers. thus, you punishment is being drawn with sharpie.

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