By Anonymous - 13/05/2009 20:15 - Canada

Today, I woke up after a night of partying and went to the bathroom. That’s when I realized that after passing out with my shoes on last night, my friends decided use a black sharpie and play “connect the dots” with my acne. FML
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You deserved it 19 960

Same thing different taste

Top comments

what does your shoes have anything to do with it lol and that sucks majorly lol

TheBrianWing 0

Obviously you don't have any asshole friends. When you pass out at a party with your shoes on, it indicates that you were unintentional about losing consciousness and you get messed with. If you are found with shoes off, it indicates you just got bored and went to sleep and need to be left alone.

Comments

YDI. Don't pass out with your shoes on after a party unless you're locked in a room by yourself.

Sorry but YDI. Drinking to excess never ends well, as you now know.

...i just don't get the connection with the shoes and the acne..lol..sorry.

He mentioned that he passed out with his shoes on because at parties, if you pass out with shoes on, you're fair game to be messed with. And that rule's been around since before Asher Roth's song. He mentioned the rule; he didn't make it up. OP, you deserved it. It's not that hard to take off your shoes before falling asleep. If you can't, you're so drunk that you deserve it anyway.

liquidpaper 0

The real FML would have been if you had gone to class or work before finding out.

awdorable 0

LOL, my friends wanna connect the dots on my crush's face. I find it mean, but hey, Sharpie comes off :) FYL, dude, I'm sorry.

pommeblossom 0

The shoes have absolutely nothing to do with it. But, that sucks!

"don't pass out with your shoes on" you become fair game.