By Anonymous - 13/05/2009 20:15 - Canada

Today, I woke up after a night of partying and went to the bathroom. That’s when I realized that after passing out with my shoes on last night, my friends decided use a black sharpie and play “connect the dots” with my acne. FML
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poopy910 8

what does your shoes have anything to do with it lol and that sucks majorly lol

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TheBrianWing 0

Obviously you don't have any asshole friends. When you pass out at a party with your shoes on, it indicates that you were unintentional about losing consciousness and you get messed with. If you are found with shoes off, it indicates you just got bored and went to sleep and need to be left alone.

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allstarplayer324 0

Who doesn't know the shoes rule, ydi for passing out before taking off your shoes... And number 73 it's not that you were there for the free booze, it's that you were too drunk and passed out instead of sleeping. If you pass out your free game to mess with. If your shoes are off it means you might just want to be sleeping so you cant be messed with.

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breaksprinter_ 0

the shoes are not even relevant.

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amiss 2

Then don't drink until you pass out. The fact that alcohol abuse ("partying") seems to be a common occurrence with you is more of a FML than your friends abusing your acne scars.

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Roku6wiz 0

woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo i love the shoe rule hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahaa ive tea bagged so many people cause that rule

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21yearoldvirgin 0

that sucks that they pointed out your acne, but ydi for passing out with your shoes on. basic party rules.

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bbabyyxO 0

Lol, what does your shoes being on have to do with anything? You're weird.

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qwertyuiop8989 0

Proactiv does wonders! :)

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Tarynxo10 0

LOL for anyone who doesn't understand the shoe thing.. It means that if you pass out with your shoes on it gives everyone at the party the right to draw/write on you and what not... Party some people! lol

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crackr 0

Jesus people!!! read the F'ing comments before you post "why does the shoes matter?" its been explained multiple times already! But YDI. Rules are rules... but I've done worse and seen way worse. you got off easy

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mylifeisfuckeddd 0

lol my friend did this to me once with eyeliner with my freckles. don't worry, black is the new beige. so really, u were just wearing cover up

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