Miscellaneous: Today, I woke up after a night of partying and went to the bathroom....

By Anonymous - 13/05/2009 20:15 - Canada

Today, I woke up after a night of partying and went to the bathroom. That’s when I realized that after passing out with my shoes on last night, my friends decided use a black sharpie and play “connect the dots” with my acne. FML

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Today, I woke up after a long night of partying. When I went to wash off my face, I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror. My missing tooth was almost enough to make me overlook my black eye. FML

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By mafiaguy800 - 27/08/2019 14:00

Today, I woke up to see my four year-old brother with a sharpie, trying to play “Connect the Dots” with my acne. FML

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Today, I woke up with my face sharpied. I live alone. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/07/2013 18:16 - Canada - Kelowna

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By Bleach dat Blood - 20/07/2015 03:02

Today, I woke to find a pool of my own blood all over my pillow. Frantic to find the source of the blood, I rushed into the bathroom and tripped over my too-long pajama pants. Crashing to the floor face first, I broke my nose. Turns out I had just bitten my lip in the middle of the night. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2017 16:00

Today, I fell asleep on the way to a pool party and woke up covered in sharpie swastikas and dicks. FML

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By Iwtumn - 17/03/2015 16:52 - Austria

Today, I came home from a crazy costume party and took a hot shower. When I opened my eyes and saw the water running from my head was bloody, I freaked out and called my friend for help. She had to remind me that for the party, I'd coloured my hair red with washable hair dye. FML

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poopy910 8

Thursday 14 May 2009 1:29

what does your shoes have anything to do with it lol and that sucks majorly lol

TheBrianWing 0

Monday 9 August 2010 16:16

Obviously you don't have any asshole friends. When you pass out at a party with your shoes on, it indicates that you were unintentional about losing consciousness and you get messed with. If you are found with shoes off, it indicates you just got bored and went to sleep and need to be left alone.

Comments

allstarplayer324 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 3:02

Who doesn't know the shoes rule, ydi for passing out before taking off your shoes... And number 73 it's not that you were there for the free booze, it's that you were too drunk and passed out instead of sleeping. If you pass out your free game to mess with. If your shoes are off it means you might just want to be sleeping so you cant be messed with.

breaksprinter_ 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 3:03

the shoes are not even relevant.

amiss 2

Thursday 14 May 2009 3:05

Then don't drink until you pass out. The fact that alcohol abuse ("partying") seems to be a common occurrence with you is more of a FML than your friends abusing your acne scars.

Roku6wiz 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 3:17

woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo i love the shoe rule hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahaa ive tea bagged so many people cause that rule

21yearoldvirgin 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 3:27

that sucks that they pointed out your acne, but ydi for passing out with your shoes on. basic party rules.

bbabyyxO 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 3:27

Lol, what does your shoes being on have to do with anything? You're weird.

qwertyuiop8989 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 3:33

Proactiv does wonders! :)

Tarynxo10 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 3:35

LOL for anyone who doesn't understand the shoe thing.. It means that if you pass out with your shoes on it gives everyone at the party the right to draw/write on you and what not... Party some people! lol

crackr 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 3:39

Jesus people!!! read the F'ing comments before you post "why does the shoes matter?" its been explained multiple times already! But YDI. Rules are rules... but I've done worse and seen way worse. you got off easy