By Anonymous - 13/05/2009 20:15 - Canada

Today, I woke up after a night of partying and went to the bathroom. That’s when I realized that after passing out with my shoes on last night, my friends decided use a black sharpie and play “connect the dots” with my acne. FML
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poopy910 8

what does your shoes have anything to do with it lol and that sucks majorly lol

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TheBrianWing 0

Obviously you don't have any asshole friends. When you pass out at a party with your shoes on, it indicates that you were unintentional about losing consciousness and you get messed with. If you are found with shoes off, it indicates you just got bored and went to sleep and need to be left alone.

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sjx 0

and passing out with your shoes on, as some people have already said, makes you fair game for people to do dumb shit to you. hence, he passed out with his shoes on, which led to being drawn on.

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limeade 0

You deserve it if you're immature enough to drink til you pass out.

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sirjohnly 0

Well...connect the dots at least is much better than big dicks.

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redbluegreen 40

#45, I so wanted to say that. And even if it was a dick on your face, it's not like you woke up with a dick in your mouth.

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elisapizzaa 0

the shoe rule has been aroung way before that miserably 'i love college' shit song if you pass out with your shoes on, you deserve to get drawn on

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alex_vik 0

YDI for passing out.

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Imawhalerider 0

agreed with #11 47 nice rhyme at least they didnt strip you naked and put in the hosts parents bedroom.

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lolololcheese 0

ahhhh shit nevermind.

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fresch 0

2,5,8,9,11,12,13,15,16,18,19,24,29,30,32,34,36,38,42, me,and probably some other people, we get that it's weird that he wrote about shoes.

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