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Ewwww that's so gross
This is why I kick off the shoes as soon as I walk into the party. Rules are rules. YDI
has the majority of the people here never been to ONE SINGLE party? i mean really, get the the program. The shoes reference is not coming from Asher Roth, (well i hope not) but really all it is is that if you leave your shoes on it means that you are fair game to get ****** up with,essentially saying if you pass out with your shoes on, it means that you were too hammered to go back to your dorm and deserve to get ****** with/
THIS IS AN FML NOT BECAUSE YOU HAVE ACNE BUT BECAUSE YOUR FRIENDS ARE NOT REAL FRIENDS, YOU WERE PROBABLY ALREADY FEELING DOWN ABOUT YOUR ACNE AND THEY HAVE TO GO AND DO THIS. THAT'S PROBABLY WHY YOU DRUNK TO THE POINT OF PASSING OUT WITH SHOES IN THE FIRST PLACE. GO GET YOURSELF SOME NEW FRIENDS MY MAN. OH AND REMEMBER WHEN WASHING YOUR FACE, DON'T WASH TOO AGGRESSIVELY, AND ALWAYS ALWAYS MOISTURIZE, DRY SKIN WILL JUST AGGRAVATE YOUR ACNE MORE SO.
Alright people chill. He probably wasn't referring to that, he was just saying that its just another thing to make that morning not fun. And it's an FML because he's saying that his friends not only didn't take off his shoes but they felt the need to "connect the dots". Which, as funny as that sounds, is a pretty mean thing to do. (Heh).
I like how people are giving acne advice like "wash your face". Yes because everyone who breaks out just skips basic hygeine.
Let me clarify the shoe rule for those of you asking about it. While at a party if you fall asleep without shoes on it means that you intended on falling asleep and it is a subtle sign that you are not to be messed with. If you fall asleep at the party and your shoes are on it flags you as fair game because you drank too much and passed out.
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what does your shoes have anything to do with it lol and that sucks majorly lol
Obviously you don't have any asshole friends. When you pass out at a party with your shoes on, it indicates that you were unintentional about losing consciousness and you get messed with. If you are found with shoes off, it indicates you just got bored and went to sleep and need to be left alone.