By Anonymous - 13/05/2009 20:15 - Canada

Today, I woke up after a night of partying and went to the bathroom. That’s when I realized that after passing out with my shoes on last night, my friends decided use a black sharpie and play “connect the dots” with my acne. FML
I agree, your life sucks 44 729
You deserved it 19 960

Same thing different taste

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what does your shoes have anything to do with it lol and that sucks majorly lol

TheBrianWing 0

Obviously you don't have any asshole friends. When you pass out at a party with your shoes on, it indicates that you were unintentional about losing consciousness and you get messed with. If you are found with shoes off, it indicates you just got bored and went to sleep and need to be left alone.

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haha! im sorry, but that is pretty funny. maybe you should check your back too...just to make sure.

You know the rules... If you pass out with your shoes on you're fair game.

As said in Asher Roth's "I Love College": Dont pass out with your shoes on.

The shoes rule IS NOT a reference to Asher Roth. That rule was around long before he was. And whoever said that they deserved it cause the OP and that "basic hygiene isn't hard" is an asshole. I'm ******* 24, still have acne and wash my face twice a day. Sometimes, there's not a lot you can do about it.

ohknownotnow 0

have people never heard of asher roth? dont pass out with your shoes on. it made me laugh to see that you threw that in there :]

greatnt249 0

"The shoes remark is an 'I love college' reference noobs" No, it isn't; the "don't pass out with your shoes on" rules extends way before that song was ever made. To everyone who doesn't get what shoes have to do with it, if you pass out drunk with your shoes on, you're fair game to get shamed. The principle is if you're idiotic enough to get so drunk that you can't do something simple enough like take your shoes off before crashing in bed, then you deserve to be shamed for your drunkenness. EDIT: What #88 said.

What an awkward way of telling a story...

for anyone who asked about the shoes...the rules about drinking are that if you drink so much that you pass out with your shoes on, the people who are at the party have full right to do whatever it is they want to you

#65: I didn't know the rule, even though I'm old enough to drink, but that's because partying all the time and drinking until you're projectile vomiting across the room has absolutely no appeal to me. Not everybody grew up a party animal, sorry.