Miscellaneous: Today, I woke up after a night out at the bar, immediately remembering...

By drunkennight - 23/11/2009 03:45 - Canada

Today, I woke up after a night out at the bar, immediately remembering that I had lost my cell phone, my ID and somehow spent $100. Feeling like shit already, my friend then goes on to tell me that I flashed the entire bar, and ran around the hotel naked. FML

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By mylifeisamovie - 28/02/2009 06:39 - United States

Today, I woke up to a tap on my shoulder and had no idea where I was. I quickly discovered It was 11 am and I was still at the bar I had been drinking at the night before. My shoes were gone. FML

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By nekkiddrunk - 14/01/2010 02:04 - United States

Today, I locked myself, drunk and naked, out of my hotel room. FML

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Party hard

By Jason the flasher - 15/09/2018 22:00

Today, I went to a party that my friends were throwing. I had a great time and got blackout drunk. I woke up to videos from my girlfriend from last night. At some point I'd managed to take off my shorts and boxers and spent the rest of the party naked from the waist down. FML

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By :( - 27/01/2014 22:31 - Algeria

Today, I woke up after a night out partying only to find I'd wet the bed. I was so ashamed that I rolled my girlfriend into it to avoid taking the blame. FML

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Lost

By James - 12/09/2019 02:02 - United Kingdom - Cirencester

Today, I was having a good time drinking with a few friends. Next thing I know, I'm walking down an unknown street, with just one shoe, no wallet and no phone. FML

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Extreme hangover

By Anonymous - 20/08/2024 18:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I woke up after I had gotten shitfaced, and tossed out of bars by bouncers several times. I even had pictures of my face circulated to other bars not to be served. I then met a woman I almost smoked crack with, and spent the rest of the night following her while she asked random homeless people for free crack. FML

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You deserved it 895

By bluntedone - 03/02/2009 04:42 - United States

Today, I spent $400 at the stripclub and got 4 phone numbers. I as walked out of the club, I noticed it was trans-night. FML

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By joedoe - 18/07/2009 06:03 - United States

Today, after a night of partying, I woke up in the middle of my co-ed dorm lobby to the sound of giggles. I was in a thong with $1 Monopoly bills sticking out. I'm a guy. FML

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By choup - 07/11/2008 21:02 - Australia

Today, I went to have a drink with my friend. On the way I withdrew 20 bucks and when I arrived at the bar I realised I had taken my credit card but not the banknote. FML

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Best night out ever

By Dopeydancer - 08/09/2009 13:12 - United Kingdom

Today, after a few drinks with some mates at a bar, we were invited to the dancefloor with some girls. After some dancing and flirting, I felt a cheeky squeeze on my backside, and so I quickly returned the favour without looking back. A few minutes later at the bar, I realised my wallet was gone. FML

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alexandraa_fml 0

Monday 23 November 2009 8:55

Oh the wonderful effects of alcohol.

badbunny 0

Monday 23 November 2009 9:42

pics or it didn't happen.

Comments

Jimboom 11

Monday 23 November 2009 10:21

Ha ha. Amateur! A glass of water every now and again during your drinking session and remember to leave a bottle of water + aspirin next to your bed and hey presto... minimal to no hangover the next day. Or just.. I dunno... don't drink so excessively?

expen_dable 0

Monday 23 November 2009 14:41

its cute how high schoolers think of drinking. "why would you ever want to dwink a wot? just take a widdle aspwin an you be fine!!11 lolz drinkingz bad instead I play farmville all night!111"

fudrick 0

Monday 23 November 2009 15:00

#26 what the **** are you talking about

diet_otaku 0

Monday 23 November 2009 15:43

actually, it tends to be the high-schoolers who think pounding back a gallon of tequila is a good idea, and the adults who know better that will tell you to drink in moderation or not at all.

memestasquaper 10

Sunday 31 July 2016 18:49

Ayyyyyyyyy

borabora1991 0

Monday 23 November 2009 10:45

you must still be feeling the effects of the alcohol if you think this is an fml and in no way could have been prevented.

blastvortex 3

Monday 23 November 2009 10:47

Pics or it didn't happen. :3 You should either learn to control your liquor, OP, or be prepared to face the consequences.

Alldreeezy 3

Monday 23 November 2009 11:06

dayum girl, get at me!

Erindub 0

Monday 23 November 2009 11:13

This kind of stuff never happens when you smoke pot...NEVER!

crazyarsedfly 14

Monday 23 November 2009 11:46

You made the choice to drink, you fully deserve it. People can drink without going to extremes, next time know your limits.

Mortanious 0

Monday 23 November 2009 12:03

Really? You set yourself up for this one. YDI and you're a ****!

Apocalyptus 0

Monday 23 November 2009 14:17

stupid =/= ****, fyi

gargoyle666 5

Monday 23 November 2009 12:05

Why do these things never happen when I'm around?

pikantna777 0

Monday 23 November 2009 13:03

YDI--although I've seen others be more idiotic when they're drinking--and totally not the end of the world. Makes for a great story. Most people have a too-drunk night at some point in their lives, learn to laugh off yours and be glad nothing worse happened.