Intimacy: Today, I woke up after having a wet dream about Marge Simpson.... - FML

By margelover - 11/10/2011 19:06 - Denmark

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Today, I woke up after having a wet dream about Marge Simpson. I really need to get laid. FML

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By damnit - 16/10/2009 17:27 - United States

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Today, I had a wet dream. The problem was that I was dreaming about watching porn. I can't even get laid in my dreams. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2014 22:20 - United States - Barnhart

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Today, I woke up screaming like a little bitch. I'd been having a bizarre dream where I was having sex with Homer Simpson, when he suddenly had a heart attack and fell on me, crushing me to death. I think my brain needs a douching. FML

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By inbogota - 06/03/2021 15:30 - Colombia

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Today, I had the most action in months when I woke up to a wet dream. I'm married, I guess that tells you all about my sex life. FML

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By frankrizzo - 01/02/2009 17:29 - Canada

Today, I had a wet dream. When I woke up, I was touching myself. Unfortunately, I also woke up to find that I had fallen asleep on the couch after eating too much at a family reunion. When I looked around the room, over 10 relatives were giving me nasty looks. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2013 16:28 - Belgium - Ieper

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Today, I had my first wet dream. I woke up sweating and soaking wet. Too bad I dreamed about having intense sex with a cardboard box. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2010 05:15 - New Zealand

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Today, I had a wet dream about having sexual relations with a rubber duck. FML

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By gordogs 25 - 04/04/2012 10:53 - New Zealand - Auckland

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Today, I woke up for the third time in a row from a wet dream about my ex-girlfriend. I'm currently on my honeymoon. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2021 22:01

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Today, I woke up after a really intense wet dream. Problem is, I'd fallen asleep in the living room. My little brother saw the whole thing. Now he's going around telling family I need to get some. FML

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By unlovedandunfucked - 10/12/2014 18:16 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I woke up from a wet dream. My girlfriend quickly figured it out and bitched me out for having one when she was "right there" for me to ask for sex. Logic failure aside, the last time I flirted with her, she called me a sex-obsessed pig and didn't talk to me for three days. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/03/2021 00:00 - Romania - Campina

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Today, my alarm rang just as I was about to have a wet dream with my husband. This is the closest I got to having sex in weeks. FML

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Tarak_fml 7

Tuesday 11 October 2011 22:23

We've all been there......

darrenchan 0

Tuesday 11 October 2011 22:23

I think you need help.

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kidsmeal1231 0

Wednesday 12 October 2011 6:53

I don't blame you, marge is hot! But lois from family guy gets ME hard(;

j_cat187 19

Wednesday 12 October 2011 8:17

Why dream of hentai? Yellow skin would be a turnoff.

Give_Linux_A_Go 28

Wednesday 12 October 2011 18:24

I'm asian and quite frankly, I'm offended.

e37098 0

Wednesday 12 October 2011 10:31

weeeooo was it good???

satph 12

Wednesday 12 October 2011 10:44

LMAOO that's the funniest thing i've heard all day!

Airborn0280 18

Wednesday 12 October 2011 10:56

Be glad it wasn't Bart or Lisa and go back to bed.

f_ck_U 16

Wednesday 12 October 2011 13:07

Wow，what a beauty! Be glad it wasn't Mr. Bean, dude. I feel guilty, too.

RussianFox 13

Wednesday 12 October 2011 13:11

That's just not right..

BloodyMary666 24

Wednesday 12 October 2011 18:12

That´s too funny xD

SwtCherryPie 26

Wednesday 12 October 2011 20:11

Pretty sure she was centerfold of Playboy somewhat recently so Im sure you arent the only one. Besides at least it was subconscious... not like you woke up and jerked off to it... I hope...

Ressamies 6

Wednesday 12 October 2011 20:40

There pretty much nothing you can do to what you dream OP. Im sure everyone has had some quite akward dreams aswell.

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