Intimacy: Today, I woke up after having a wet dream about Marge Simpson....

By margelover - 11/10/2011 19:06 - Denmark

Today, I woke up after having a wet dream about Marge Simpson. I really need to get laid. FML

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By damnit - 16/10/2009 17:27 - United States

Today, I had a wet dream. The problem was that I was dreaming about watching porn. I can't even get laid in my dreams. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2014 22:20 - United States - Barnhart

Today, I woke up screaming like a little bitch. I'd been having a bizarre dream where I was having sex with Homer Simpson, when he suddenly had a heart attack and fell on me, crushing me to death. I think my brain needs a douching. FML

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By inbogota - 06/03/2021 15:30 - Colombia

Today, I had the most action in months when I woke up to a wet dream. I'm married, I guess that tells you all about my sex life. FML

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By frankrizzo - 01/02/2009 17:29 - Canada

Today, I had a wet dream. When I woke up, I was touching myself. Unfortunately, I also woke up to find that I had fallen asleep on the couch after eating too much at a family reunion. When I looked around the room, over 10 relatives were giving me nasty looks. FML

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No kinkshaming on FML

By Anonymous - 31/07/2013 16:28 - Belgium - Ieper

Today, I had my first wet dream. I woke up sweating and soaking wet. Too bad I dreamed about having intense sex with a cardboard box. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2010 05:15 - New Zealand

Today, I had a wet dream about having sexual relations with a rubber duck. FML

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Leave Me Alone

By gordogs 25 - 04/04/2012 10:53 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I woke up for the third time in a row from a wet dream about my ex-girlfriend. I'm currently on my honeymoon. FML

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You probably do

By Anonymous - 09/08/2021 22:01

Today, I woke up after a really intense wet dream. Problem is, I'd fallen asleep in the living room. My little brother saw the whole thing. Now he's going around telling family I need to get some. FML

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Night terror

By unlovedandunfucked - 10/12/2014 18:16 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I woke up from a wet dream. My girlfriend quickly figured it out and bitched me out for having one when she was "right there" for me to ask for sex. Logic failure aside, the last time I flirted with her, she called me a sex-obsessed pig and didn't talk to me for three days. FML

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Unfulfilled

By Anonymous - 28/03/2021 00:00 - Romania - Campina

Today, my alarm rang just as I was about to have a wet dream with my husband. This is the closest I got to having sex in weeks. FML

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Tuesday 11 October 2011 22:23

We've all been there......

darrenchan 0

Tuesday 11 October 2011 22:23

I think you need help.

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Arivien 3

Wednesday 12 October 2011 4:06

Wet dream about a yellow chick with blue hair? What kind of fetishist are you?

razorbacklove 8

Wednesday 12 October 2011 4:18

I can help you with that(; I just happen to know this great psychologist you can see.

hamncheeseinit 6

Wednesday 12 October 2011 4:38

Probably the anime marge off of **** sites.... You all know what I'm talking about you perverts

razorbacklove 8

Wednesday 12 October 2011 5:18

No we don't... Sorry Hun but not everyone watches **** like you. freak.

afulks78 11

Wednesday 12 October 2011 5:18

She's pree sexy haha jk ew

ndhin831 2

Wednesday 12 October 2011 5:25

If you're holding out for Marge then no wonder you haven't gotten laid in a while.

LilAngel606 5

Wednesday 12 October 2011 5:29

and I care about this cause .....

drloves69 4

Wednesday 12 October 2011 6:12

C.I.L.F= Cartoon I'd like to F#[k

poazul6789 0

Wednesday 12 October 2011 6:21

who cares, its exactly the same as hentai!

innerbeast86 3

Wednesday 12 October 2011 6:25

DOH!

picturescrazy 24

Wednesday 12 October 2011 6:43

At least she's a hot cartoon character? o.o LOL, sorry, OP, that is just too funny xD

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