Intimacy: Today, I woke up and my boyfriend was already awake. Feeling...

By ps3isbetterthanme - 11/12/2009 16:44 - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up and my boyfriend was already awake. Feeling in the mood I slipped off my nightdress and looked him in the eye. He looked me up and down, smiled seductively, reached over... and turned his PS3 on. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2011 05:52 - United States

Today, after work, I came home to my boyfriend sleeping on the couch. Feeling romantic, I started to undo his pants. My reward was him waking up and kneeing me in the eye. FML

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By fml_for_real - 04/02/2009 17:04 - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend to ravish me. He told me he would rather play PS3. FML

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By SweetDreamsTibi - 10/02/2019 12:00

Today, I was feeling frisky and my boyfriend was playing a video game in the living room. I started dancing in front of the T.V. with only my panties on, to which he responded, "You're every gamer's nightmare." FML

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By vanessa_d15 - 10/11/2009 09:09 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in his bed watching football when it went to commercial. He started kissing my neck and trying to get me turned on. Then I remembered we'd be going to visit his mom soon, where we'd be playing Wii. That thought turned me on more than my boyfriend did. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2013 23:00 - United Kingdom - Kilkeel

Today, I felt frisky, so I did my hair and put on make-up and some lingerie. I walked into the living room, where my husband was playing a video game. He glanced up, said, "Oh, for fuck's sake." and made me wait nearly 15 minutes for him to reach a save-game point. FML

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Thhe 0

Friday 11 December 2009 20:10

it's a ******* ps3, what did you expect? maybe if it was a wii this would be an fml

rlet 1

Friday 11 December 2009 20:24

clearly he was up for a game... it just was a different one than the one you had in mind

Comments

JERKKMONKEY 0

Friday 11 December 2009 21:22

YDI for thinking your Better than video games. xD oh and maybe your 'nightdress' was so sexy.

Karchev_The_Teri 0

Friday 11 December 2009 21:41

ps3 r sexy

050294 0

Friday 11 December 2009 22:14

PS3 sucks.

what_the_fail 0

Friday 29 January 2010 7:00

**** you. Xbox sucks.

DaftDude 11

Friday 22 February 2013 12:44

Cause you know, **** logic in your comment.

PsychoGorgeous 0

Friday 11 December 2009 22:22

Thats stupid. Some men are so stupid. (Some women can be just as dumb) But they expect us to bow down to their every need. My ex used to do the same thing. It's like.."****, what kind of guy are you?" I felt like he was always the one with headaches, and too tired. It was weird.

dudeitsdanny 9

Friday 18 December 2009 7:22

Excuse him for wanting things other than sex. Maybe your sex drive is just higher than his. Nothing wrong with him. If it was the other way around, you'd think it was normal(or so it seems by your wording)

hsshae 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 4:01

this^^^

schwinn11 0

Friday 11 December 2009 23:44

truth is your boyfriend is not gay and you're not ugly, he woke up early and his hand "beat" you to the punch. he's a guy, sometimes it's just easier that way

BannedDistress78 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 0:20

I'd do a PS3 over a chick anytime. Atleast I don't have to hear the PS3 bitch about their lives.

Honda288 2

Friday 12 August 2011 5:53

Win!

turkishjew 0

Monday 22 August 2011 6:47

I bet you don't have the option

TheRealGiggaboo 3

Sunday 15 January 2012 4:08

If your dick is small enough to fit in a ps3 you go right ahead. Blu-ray won't help it

threer 30

Tuesday 8 October 2013 14:36

Maybe Xbox over my partner.. But ps3?

SBurrke 11

Tuesday 14 April 2015 15:56

There's always an option.

MrMaD_fml 2

Saturday 12 December 2009 0:37

Well, although I doubt you're ugly, or he thinks PS3 is better than you. but, most of the time... if you've been together a while, your sex is just played out. Fortunately, if you start off with a BJ next time, to get him in the mood.. (as opposed to just your naked body that he's probably seen about a million times already), he'll probably reconsider.

jawanessa 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 2:13

Call of Duty 2 is pretty addictive and awesome.

Lyldee 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 2:51

Not really a FML moment. Kinda agree with MrMad- just taking off your clothes won't ignite the fire. Invest in some sex toys maybe? ^_^

snowman1234 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 4:00

sorry hun... but as far as I can see it if you were in the mood you woulda done something anyway... maybe forced him into it... or blow him while he plays... I'm sure he'd love that...