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By JustADream - 24/02/2011 06:29 - United States

Today, I woke up and went to the bathroom and took a massive piss. Then I actually woke up, well and truly soaked. FML

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By Embarassed - 10/09/2009 05:32 - Canada

Today, I got out of bed and went to the bathroom. At least, I thought I did, until I woke up to my pants, sheets, and boyfriend all soaking wet. FML

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By eggnoodles - 13/12/2009 05:44 - United States

Today, I woke up to find myself drenched in piss after a long night of drinking. I immediately sprang into action, tossing my bedding in the washer and hopping into the shower. Running late for work, I threw on a nice dress and got into my car. Guess who also peed in the drivers seat? FML

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By watersport - 10/03/2010 17:56 - United States

Today, I woke up because I really had to pee. I got out of bed, went to the bathroom and went back to bed. Or so I thought. I did pee, but I only dreamed that I got out of bed. FML

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By Tanner - 07/04/2012 02:26 - United States - Salem

Today, I woke up super glued to the toilet. FML

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Faulty plumbing

By Anonymous - 08/02/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, after just waking up, I sneezed, which caused me to piss myself. FML

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Completely wet

By Anonymous - 27/02/2020 20:00

Today, I was drinking too much and I have to pee constantly, so I went to bed without my girlfriend. Hours later she woke me up wanting sex, but she realized that I pissed the bed. FML

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By pissingcontest - 30/05/2009 00:10 - United States

Today, I had to take a serious piss. I started urinating and leaned back slightly on my heels. Somehow I lost my balance and fell backward, hitting my head on the wall behind me and spraying myself and my entire bathroom with my own pee. FML

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Wet dream

By Sara - 11/02/2022 04:01

Today, I woke up and realized I was soaked. The night before, I'd felt cramps so I was convinced it was my period… until I realized that my cat had marked his territory on me. All my sheets and blankets had to be removed. Yup, soaked right through! FML

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You sleep in your pants?

By Anonymous - 01/03/2021 18:30 - United States - Randolph

Today, I dreamt that I was using the toilet. The toilet was a dream, but the rest wasn't. My pants were soaked. FML

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By goldenshower - 05/02/2010 18:22 - United States

Today, I woke up at a guy's house drunk and soaked in my own pee. I had passed out with all my clothes on. Since I was late for work and didn't have a change of clothes, all I could do was throw my jeans in the dryer. I had to sit all day at work in crusty pee pants. FML

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moshpointoh 0

Thursday 24 February 2011 16:17

Ive done that. I peed on a girl in the process

moshpointoh 0

Thursday 24 February 2011 16:18

I did that before

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Sway619 0

Thursday 24 February 2011 20:35

hahaha.... thata happened to me, it really sucks!!!

cudgel1023 0

Thursday 24 February 2011 20:36

guilty

skyeyez9 24

Thursday 24 February 2011 22:12

That happened to me except I woke up while I was still peeing.

Rizzyk83 0

Thursday 24 February 2011 22:58

I've been doing this same thing since I can remember.

xoxoMEGANxoxo 13

Thursday 24 February 2011 23:16

lmao

river93 0

Thursday 24 February 2011 23:36

I've definitely done that befor. Dreamed i was pissing and someone had put plastic wrap over the toilet seat, then woke up warm and wet (not in a good way either).

beaker38 5

Friday 25 February 2011 0:01

I have too say that I have done this myself

you_failed 15

Friday 25 February 2011 0:04

36 I never said that makes me special. And that would be cool if I woke up ready :D

iChooseUsername 0

Friday 25 February 2011 1:46

lol that's happened to me before. it made me want to punch my subconscious in the face for being a dick

beefbus7 0

Friday 25 February 2011 4:06

tampon brahh.

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