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By JustADream - 24/02/2011 06:29 - United States

Today, I woke up and went to the bathroom and took a massive piss. Then I actually woke up, well and truly soaked. FML

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By Embarassed - 10/09/2009 05:32 - Canada

Today, I got out of bed and went to the bathroom. At least, I thought I did, until I woke up to my pants, sheets, and boyfriend all soaking wet. FML

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By eggnoodles - 13/12/2009 05:44 - United States

Today, I woke up to find myself drenched in piss after a long night of drinking. I immediately sprang into action, tossing my bedding in the washer and hopping into the shower. Running late for work, I threw on a nice dress and got into my car. Guess who also peed in the drivers seat? FML

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By watersport - 10/03/2010 17:56 - United States

Today, I woke up because I really had to pee. I got out of bed, went to the bathroom and went back to bed. Or so I thought. I did pee, but I only dreamed that I got out of bed. FML

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By Tanner - 07/04/2012 02:26 - United States - Salem

Today, I woke up super glued to the toilet. FML

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Faulty plumbing

By Anonymous - 08/02/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, after just waking up, I sneezed, which caused me to piss myself. FML

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Completely wet

By Anonymous - 27/02/2020 20:00

Today, I was drinking too much and I have to pee constantly, so I went to bed without my girlfriend. Hours later she woke me up wanting sex, but she realized that I pissed the bed. FML

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By pissingcontest - 30/05/2009 00:10 - United States

Today, I had to take a serious piss. I started urinating and leaned back slightly on my heels. Somehow I lost my balance and fell backward, hitting my head on the wall behind me and spraying myself and my entire bathroom with my own pee. FML

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Wet dream

By Sara - 11/02/2022 04:01

Today, I woke up and realized I was soaked. The night before, I'd felt cramps so I was convinced it was my period… until I realized that my cat had marked his territory on me. All my sheets and blankets had to be removed. Yup, soaked right through! FML

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You sleep in your pants?

By Anonymous - 01/03/2021 18:30 - United States - Randolph

Today, I dreamt that I was using the toilet. The toilet was a dream, but the rest wasn't. My pants were soaked. FML

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By goldenshower - 05/02/2010 18:22 - United States

Today, I woke up at a guy's house drunk and soaked in my own pee. I had passed out with all my clothes on. Since I was late for work and didn't have a change of clothes, all I could do was throw my jeans in the dryer. I had to sit all day at work in crusty pee pants. FML

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moshpointoh 0

Thursday 24 February 2011 16:17

Ive done that. I peed on a girl in the process

moshpointoh 0

Thursday 24 February 2011 16:18

I did that before

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sofia407 2

Friday 25 February 2011 4:27

hahahaha that sucks

rsmmsm 1

Friday 25 February 2011 4:41

ew ew ew ew ew, why would u share that here? and did u drink anything heavy b4 sleeping? that's technically your fault then.

nixom1334 6

Friday 25 February 2011 4:45

hahaha, happened to me when i was on vikodin after my arm surgery

amoneyx 0

Friday 25 February 2011 4:55

dude r u like 7 or something lol

2112mike 4

Friday 25 February 2011 5:29

yes!! I love those dreams!!

firedude266 5

Friday 25 February 2011 5:38

well i guess u cant help it when ur in a dream

aareavis 0

Friday 25 February 2011 6:28

I have had similar dreams before. 99% of the time I wake up before I piss myself. Usually, I get this feeling of impending doom in the dream that tells me to wake up. I've been known to have that same dream for a week or more straight.

varkey 7

Friday 25 February 2011 6:51

i hate these dreams lol hasn't happened to me since about age 11, but FYL

quraishakrueger 4

Friday 25 February 2011 7:24

i experience these dreams a lot. tho for some reason i start panicking in my dream, causing me to wake up, and i automatically run to the toilet before i soak my bed. :)

pingpongz 1

Friday 25 February 2011 8:43

a dream within a dream? 0_0

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