Transportation: Today, I woke up at 2:30 AM. Thinking I was going to be late...

By Anonymous - 17/01/2010 00:46 - Canada

Today, I woke up at 2:30 AM. Thinking I was going to be late for my 3:30 AM flight, I rushed into the bathroom to shower. As I came out of the shower, I slipped and broke my arm. I then realized my flight is tomorrow. FML

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By Electric Eddy - 22/05/2017 00:00

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By stk - 19/12/2016 12:56 - United States - Aurora

Today, I woke up at 3am to catch my flight back home, only to realize that my flight was pushed back 14 hours. FML

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By vinniesuckmadack - 24/04/2009 17:53 - United States

Today, I woke up to go to school. I was unbelievably tired, but I gathered the courage to go take my shower. I then took a long shower, cleaned up my room, got dressed, and ate breakfast. Going back to my room, I looked at the clock, which read 3:22 AM. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/08/2019 06:04

Today, at three in the morning, I rolled out of bed in my sleep, landing butt-first into my trash can and scraping my arm on my bedside table. I cleaned up the mess I'd made and tried to stop my arm from bleeding. During which, my dad banged on the door and told me to keep it down. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2018 19:30 - United States

Today, I woke up after being sick from the flu and tried to get out of bed. I forgot I was in a bunk bed and broke my ankle in the fall down. FML

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By MoonStarShine3 - 09/06/2015 16:12 - United Kingdom - Chorley

Today, my boss yelled at me for being 3 hours late. I was late because I fell down the stairs and broke my arm. Apparently, breaking my arm is not a good enough excuse. FML

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By Fail - 04/02/2023 15:00 - United States - Steele

Today, I woke up at the ungodly hour of 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom. It was of course quite dark, and unbeknownst to me, the door was closed. I walked into it. Then I tried to open it, missed the door knob, and walked into the door again. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2016 20:24 - United States - Honolulu

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom. I was there with the lights out when something ran across my foot. I freaked out, tried to kick it off, and ended up smashing my foot into the side of the tub. FML

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Heavy phone, dude

By Burton - 12/06/2021 20:00

Today, I'm in the E.R. because I broke one of my toes when my cellphone slipped from my hands after taking a shower. Needless to say, my cellphone broke too. FML

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Erindub 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 10:18

Um, unless you live IN THE AIRPORT...if you woke up 1 hour prior to the flights departure you were screwed from the get go. They begin boarding the flight 20min to departure not including gettin through security and checking bags which BTW the cutoff time for THAT is 1 hour to departure...just saying

jakeidk 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 10:13

well at least you didn't fall on a metal pole impaling you to the ground untill you were rescued 4 days later only to die of thirst before you reached the hospital...

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Moemoemoe_fml 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 10:51

FYL, but in a way it's good because if it was today, you'd be screwed, since you have to go to the hospital and would have missed the flight...

Kiwi_Splash 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 10:52

That's nice.

Mustardnight 3

Sunday 17 January 2010 10:54

Rofl.

Cristaderzi 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 10:55

Well At least you time to get casted! Just Imagine if It really was broken that soon before a flight!!!

tylermenezes 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 10:56

Okay, who the hell wakes up and thinks "I have 1 hour until my flight leaves, 30 minutes if you count the fact that I need to be there 30 minutes early or they won't let me check in. I'm going to ******* take a shower, so I can hopefully get on the filthy, sweaty plane for a few hours!"

Feverrotes 15

Sunday 17 January 2010 11:09

^This

24788 6

Sunday 17 January 2010 11:07

You deserve it for making a flight time of 330am.

Rickilynn1 10

Friday 1 July 2011 9:48

It's not like OP intentionally booked the flight for 3:30 am. Sometimes that's all that is available.

Nakedsquirrel 5

Sunday 17 January 2010 11:18

lol, I kinda did this shit once. Woke up at 8 AM and thought I missed my 7 AM flight, when it wasn't until the next day. It was for that reason that I never set the clock to get up really early on the morning I panicked. Good ol retard moments.

dzerzhinsky 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 11:18

YDI for not looking where you're going FOOL

Laurendorcus 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 11:39

With how long it takes to get thru airport security, you better go straight from the emergency room to the airport. Im sure your cast will "look suspicious" so they'll have to pull you to the side and question you. Good luck with that. Oh and from his last few comments, Ive realized that Ferraricake kicks ass