Transportation: Today, I woke up at 2:30 AM. Thinking I was going to be late...

By Anonymous - 17/01/2010 00:46 - Canada

Today, I woke up at 2:30 AM. Thinking I was going to be late for my 3:30 AM flight, I rushed into the bathroom to shower. As I came out of the shower, I slipped and broke my arm. I then realized my flight is tomorrow. FML

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By Electric Eddy - 22/05/2017 00:00

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By stk - 19/12/2016 12:56 - United States - Aurora

Today, I woke up at 3am to catch my flight back home, only to realize that my flight was pushed back 14 hours. FML

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By vinniesuckmadack - 24/04/2009 17:53 - United States

Today, I woke up to go to school. I was unbelievably tired, but I gathered the courage to go take my shower. I then took a long shower, cleaned up my room, got dressed, and ate breakfast. Going back to my room, I looked at the clock, which read 3:22 AM. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/08/2019 06:04

Today, at three in the morning, I rolled out of bed in my sleep, landing butt-first into my trash can and scraping my arm on my bedside table. I cleaned up the mess I'd made and tried to stop my arm from bleeding. During which, my dad banged on the door and told me to keep it down. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2018 19:30 - United States

Today, I woke up after being sick from the flu and tried to get out of bed. I forgot I was in a bunk bed and broke my ankle in the fall down. FML

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By MoonStarShine3 - 09/06/2015 16:12 - United Kingdom - Chorley

Today, my boss yelled at me for being 3 hours late. I was late because I fell down the stairs and broke my arm. Apparently, breaking my arm is not a good enough excuse. FML

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By Fail - 04/02/2023 15:00 - United States - Steele

Today, I woke up at the ungodly hour of 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom. It was of course quite dark, and unbeknownst to me, the door was closed. I walked into it. Then I tried to open it, missed the door knob, and walked into the door again. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2016 20:24 - United States - Honolulu

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom. I was there with the lights out when something ran across my foot. I freaked out, tried to kick it off, and ended up smashing my foot into the side of the tub. FML

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Heavy phone, dude

By Burton - 12/06/2021 20:00

Today, I'm in the E.R. because I broke one of my toes when my cellphone slipped from my hands after taking a shower. Needless to say, my cellphone broke too. FML

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Erindub 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 10:18

Um, unless you live IN THE AIRPORT...if you woke up 1 hour prior to the flights departure you were screwed from the get go. They begin boarding the flight 20min to departure not including gettin through security and checking bags which BTW the cutoff time for THAT is 1 hour to departure...just saying

jakeidk 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 10:13

well at least you didn't fall on a metal pole impaling you to the ground untill you were rescued 4 days later only to die of thirst before you reached the hospital...

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patedog 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 12:12

why would you take a shower if your flight is in 1 hour. thats ridiculous. and it's not like your going to a special place, who needs to be freshly showered for a plane trip. and you broke your arm...ydi for having that shower

gigi2009 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 13:38

you had one hour to get everything ready and go to the airport until the flight actually left (not to mention boarding), and so you decided that would be a lovely time for a SHOWER?!?

bagel12 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 13:54

hahah. woww!

Newbie21 1

Sunday 17 January 2010 14:59

@ 10

rebelkid 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 15:57

At least you didnt miss your flight because of your broken arm. Now you can go tomorrow with a cast.

Opiton1 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 16:07

FAKE - 3:30 am flight, when nearly every airport has a noise curfew that means flights aren't until 6:00 am or so - sooooo nope. FAKE - woke up one hour before flight, errrr nope. FAKE - then went for shower, hmmmm nope. FAKE - broke arm today, now typing on fmylife, ahhhh nope. Or at the very least, in need of a life.

Opiton1 0

Monday 18 January 2010 6:54

So pointing out that something is obviously fake is forbidden, but posting fake bullshit about your life is encouraged? Yeah, that makes sense. Could have sworn the F stood for ****, not Fake. Guess I was wrong, enjoy FakeMyLife.com without me.