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Just refuse to pay for it. You probably have enough things to pay for and don't need a parrot taking your money away.
Snap it's little neck. Problem solved.
Buy some KFC, hide the bucket, then hide the bird with a neighbor and simply snack on a drumstick with a <smile> when your room mate comes home.
fill the trash with a few handfuls of fake feathers, and when your roommate walks in ask if they want some of the meat as you hold the plate with 3 pieces of chicken towards them.
Just teach the parrot to insult your roommate. Problem solved.
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Tell him okay but when you move out you expect half the bird.
Hopefully you toucan settle this situation without it getting anymore hawkward than it already is.