By justlittleoldme - 12/03/2010 13:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up crying in the middle of a nightmare in which my boyfriend of 8 months shot me through the heart whilst laughing as I screamed 'I Love You'. After I told him about this, he took me into his arms as I cried, stroked my back and said, 'What kind of gun was it?' FML
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Drew_V 0

lol I'm sorry thats pretty funny

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H00K_M 8

But seriously...what kind of gun was it?

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yessirfosho 0

How is this an FML? Really it was a ******* dream. He was trying to comfort you and add a little humor. OMG you have a boyfriend that cares oh yea your life is so ******.

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Intellectualist 0

have you ever had a nightmare like that? Because they can seem pretty terrifying before you know they're not actually real.

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yessirfosho 0

Yes and once I wake up and realize its not real I get over it. I dont cry then go to my computer and whine about it.

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Intellectualist 0

some people go for days not realising that things aren't real. It happens. It's classed as a disorder sometimes.

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lovemycowboys 3

don't mean to laugh but I am. I guess it's a guys way of trying to lighten the mood. totally something my husband would say...of course he'd get slapped for saying it and would expect it..then laugh himself.

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stupidirish 0

that's a really stupid dream. ydi. don't be so dramatic during the day, then you won't have retarded dreams at night.

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waywick 0

shot through the heart? you're to blame darlin, you give love a bad name!

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Hellooomindyy 0

Big deal, its just a nightmare. At least you still have your BF and you heart.

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robdoggstge 0

haha sorry but that's just funny ur bf's cool

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aeliz 0

Priorities, priorities. At least your boyfriend is a BA.

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tia73 0

it could have been a clairvoyant dream (de ja vu) in which, maybe he has recently bought a gun, or was planning on buying the gun he used in the dream. I have dreams like that allthe time. (I had a dream once where we had three jugs of milk in the fridge and the next day my dad bought three jugs of milk, and put them exactly where I saw them we usualy don't buy three jugs or put them where he did.)

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Intellectualist 0

cant get guns in the UK. And shotting someone/buying a gun is A LOT different to milk jugs..

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tia73 0

I'm on the FML app I dont think i can see where these people live XD

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tia73 0

and I said "dream's". plural. that was just a more vivid one I've had. and it was epic to ME at the time. lol.

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Smilzen 0

You're creepy and your mystical balderdash offends me. Though it does remind me of that SNL skit with Christopher Walken, where he only foretells petty annoyances and lunch preferences.

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