By justlittleoldme - 12/03/2010 13:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up crying in the middle of a nightmare in which my boyfriend of 8 months shot me through the heart whilst laughing as I screamed 'I Love You'. After I told him about this, he took me into his arms as I cried, stroked my back and said, 'What kind of gun was it?' FML
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Drew_V 0

lol I'm sorry thats pretty funny

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H00K_M 8

But seriously...what kind of gun was it?

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yessirfosho 0

And in this case the OP obviously knew it wasn't real and is just being a drama queen.

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Intellectualist 0

not neccesarily, you can realise the dream wasnt real, but not how he feels... she might still think he wants to shoot her? You don't know.

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aeliz 0

I've woken up crying from dreams before because when you are experiencing it, it's real. It takes a couple minutes it shake it off sometimes and realize it was just a dream. And what #84 said.

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yessirfosho 0

Yes she thought her boyfriend wanted to kill her. Thats why she got close him and let him hold her in his arms.

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poisoniv 4

what if he was just trying to cheer you up? I would've laughed if my boyfriend asked me that while I was crying. sure I would've given him a light swat as well but it's still funny

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letsgobucks 0

what did u do to make him shoot u?

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poisoniv 4

if she called a nightmare she knows it's not real. if shes letting her boyfriend hold her, she doesn't have a feeling he's going to kill her. she just has no sense of humor so she thinks her boyfriends insensitive and wants to whine to the public because nobody else cares or agrees with her.

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ScaryGirl 4

lol, that's hilarious....i don't get the FML here...FYL for having no sense of humor!

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BM13HC 0

#14 and boyfriend win xD BTW what kind of gun was it? a shotgun?

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