Miscellaneous: Today, I woke up early and took my medication to help me focus...

By distracted - 13/07/2015 13:56 - Australia - Pymble

Today, I woke up early and took my medication to help me focus while catching up on lectures. I ended up spending the whole day focused on fixing my drawer for no apparent reason. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2013 17:43 - United States - Omaha

Today, I've been awake for nearly three days due to homework and my mom's wedding preparations, so I took some Adderall to keep me awake at school. I took too much, totally zoned out in class, became hopelessly fascinated by my own hand, and was accused of doing drugs. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2014 19:32 - United States - College Station

Today, I have such severe ADD that I can't focus without my medication. When I take the medication, I can only focus on one thing, but not necessarily the thing I need to be focusing on. I have a chem test soon, and I've been vacuuming my room for the past 4 hours. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2014 16:33 - United States - Franklin Park

Today, my laziness reached an all-time high. I had a dream that I was at school and had spilled all the contents of my backpack onto the floor. I then purposely shook myself out of my sleep to avoid cleaning up the mess in my dream. FML

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Procrastination

By Anonymous - 16/03/2023 02:00

Today, I got up early because I had a bunch of work to do. It's now 11:50 p.m and I still haven't managed to get anything done. FML

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By AbsolutelyEffed - 19/02/2009 16:57 - United States

Today, I woke up at 5 and studied for my 9:30am exam for 4 hours. When I left my dorm at 9, it was dark outside. Turns out I slept through the entire day and woke up at 5pm. FML

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By jjkk - 23/01/2021 05:02

Today, I have been trying to stop sleeping during the day, so I decided to clean my room to keep myself awake. Four hours later, I woke up on the floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2023 22:00 - Sweden

Today, in an effort to actually be productive for once, I decided to clean out my closet. However, I ended up getting distracted by old photos, started crying over past relationships and dead pets, and didn't end up getting anything done whatsoever. FML

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Library time

By Anonymous - 23/05/2021 14:00

Today, after a long day, I decided to study. I was so tired and anxious that I couldn't. When I actually started, a neighbour started making a hole in his wall. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2012 18:16 - United States

Today, I had to get to class at 9:00 to take a test. I woke up at 6:00, and figured I could wait a few minutes before getting ready. The next thing I knew, it was 10:30. FML

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By vinniesuckmadack - 24/04/2009 17:53 - United States

Today, I woke up to go to school. I was unbelievably tired, but I gathered the courage to go take my shower. I then took a long shower, cleaned up my room, got dressed, and ate breakfast. Going back to my room, I looked at the clock, which read 3:22 AM. FML

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bnbhimp 10

Monday 13 July 2015 22:52

You gotta get off that shit

friskygrandma 15

Monday 13 July 2015 22:51

Stimulants, man

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daddysgirl243 21

Monday 13 July 2015 23:18

sounds like pretty strong medication

qdawg06 23

Monday 13 July 2015 23:23

Did you successfully fix the drawer?

HUGBUG 23

Monday 13 July 2015 23:31

Drugs are bad mkay????

jforren 14

Tuesday 14 July 2015 5:02

A lot of people take stimulants like that due to prescriptions. I take medication like this to help with my ADD

gosh_mate 30

Monday 13 July 2015 23:41

I've had the same issue before! Never took that stuff again

gadgetdwf 10

Monday 13 July 2015 23:49

Been there man! It always helped me if I started studying / whatever task I needed to complete, then took the meds. Hope it goes better next time!

sciencestudent 13

Monday 13 July 2015 23:57

"medication"

noparlpf 13

Tuesday 14 July 2015 0:23

Might not be an ideal dose. Talk to your doctor about tweaking things a bit.

vlad79 9

Tuesday 14 July 2015 14:59

haha. tweaking

Mortoli 30

Tuesday 14 July 2015 0:24

sry op but thats just funny. i hope you will have a great laugh later on.

hobohateta 10

Tuesday 14 July 2015 0:47

Same thing happened to me, except I spent a day I had set aside for writing doing sudoku.

myoukei 31

Tuesday 14 July 2015 0:55

Lower your dose perhaps?

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