Miscellaneous: Today, I woke up early and took my medication to help me focus...

By distracted - 13/07/2015 13:56 - Australia - Pymble

Today, I woke up early and took my medication to help me focus while catching up on lectures. I ended up spending the whole day focused on fixing my drawer for no apparent reason. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2013 17:43 - United States - Omaha

Today, I've been awake for nearly three days due to homework and my mom's wedding preparations, so I took some Adderall to keep me awake at school. I took too much, totally zoned out in class, became hopelessly fascinated by my own hand, and was accused of doing drugs. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2014 19:32 - United States - College Station

Today, I have such severe ADD that I can't focus without my medication. When I take the medication, I can only focus on one thing, but not necessarily the thing I need to be focusing on. I have a chem test soon, and I've been vacuuming my room for the past 4 hours. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2014 16:33 - United States - Franklin Park

Today, my laziness reached an all-time high. I had a dream that I was at school and had spilled all the contents of my backpack onto the floor. I then purposely shook myself out of my sleep to avoid cleaning up the mess in my dream. FML

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Procrastination

By Anonymous - 16/03/2023 02:00

Today, I got up early because I had a bunch of work to do. It's now 11:50 p.m and I still haven't managed to get anything done. FML

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By AbsolutelyEffed - 19/02/2009 16:57 - United States

Today, I woke up at 5 and studied for my 9:30am exam for 4 hours. When I left my dorm at 9, it was dark outside. Turns out I slept through the entire day and woke up at 5pm. FML

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Good night, sleep tight

By jjkk - 23/01/2021 05:02

Today, I have been trying to stop sleeping during the day, so I decided to clean my room to keep myself awake. Four hours later, I woke up on the floor. FML

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Productive

By Anonymous - 04/05/2023 22:00 - Sweden

Today, in an effort to actually be productive for once, I decided to clean out my closet. However, I ended up getting distracted by old photos, started crying over past relationships and dead pets, and didn't end up getting anything done whatsoever. FML

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Library time

By Anonymous - 23/05/2021 14:00

Today, after a long day, I decided to study. I was so tired and anxious that I couldn't. When I actually started, a neighbour started making a hole in his wall. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2012 18:16 - United States

Today, I had to get to class at 9:00 to take a test. I woke up at 6:00, and figured I could wait a few minutes before getting ready. The next thing I knew, it was 10:30. FML

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By vinniesuckmadack - 24/04/2009 17:53 - United States

Today, I woke up to go to school. I was unbelievably tired, but I gathered the courage to go take my shower. I then took a long shower, cleaned up my room, got dressed, and ate breakfast. Going back to my room, I looked at the clock, which read 3:22 AM. FML

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bnbhimp 10

Monday 13 July 2015 22:52

You gotta get off that shit

friskygrandma 15

Monday 13 July 2015 22:51

Stimulants, man

Comments

rabid_otaku 29

Tuesday 14 July 2015 1:06

You sound like me.

Justy101 23

Tuesday 14 July 2015 1:54

Ahhh good old Ritalin. It's great for focusing, you just don't know what you're going to be focusing on. It's like a lucky dip!

worldclassrager 39

Tuesday 14 July 2015 2:20

Maybe it may not have been a bad idea listening to the lectures while fixing your drawer

Liu1992 14

Tuesday 14 July 2015 2:32

can't balme the medication though.

liliyalee89 4

Tuesday 14 July 2015 3:15

blame? yeah he can ever heard of side effects?

carl_carl_ 28

Tuesday 14 July 2015 5:00

can't balme it either

liliyalee89 4

Tuesday 14 July 2015 3:14

So.. did you fix the drawer?

BurritoTactics 11

Tuesday 14 July 2015 4:04

Adderall?

jezka374 15

Tuesday 14 July 2015 4:25

You most likely knew that it was going to have a side effect like that... YDI.

blackonblight 32

Tuesday 14 July 2015 10:11

....that's not a side effect. It's an effect. Like. That's just how the meds function.

WolfLady 18

Wednesday 15 July 2015 23:42

That's not a side effect. That's ADHD. It's a difficulty regulating attention. So sometimes you focus a lot on the wrong thing.

Zbiegz12 5

Tuesday 14 July 2015 4:49

aderall is a bitch

tgmc012 9

Tuesday 14 July 2015 4:50

Protip: pay attention to how long it takes for your meds to kick in and set SEVERAL reminders on your phone so it'll be an active thought when your meds start to work.