By homewrecker - 01/08/2009 13:44 - United States

Spicy
Today, I woke up from a night of crazy drunken sex with a guy I had met at a friends 23rd birthday party. The lights had been off when we had stumbled in to his house the night before. When I opened my eyes today, the first thing I saw was his family picture, complete with his wife and son. FML
I agree, your life sucks 21 077
You deserved it 64 032

Same thing different taste

Top comments

lmmmr 0

Don't have sex with people you don't know.

kthxdie 0

At least you didn't wake up to his wife and kids in person.

Comments

shes a fukn whoreeeeee **** **** face hooker **** ***** pig cow dog. and no girls shoodnt sleep around. be more fukn lady like this is to that **** that said y is it bad wen girls sleep round drunk. ur a **** urself. fukn cow. cansasmom. ur a mum n ur talkn like a fukn ***** ptuuuu on ur face

Ladies and gentleman,the idiot.Not only does this guy have a complete lack of respect for basic grammar and puntuaction, he is also a judgemental asshole. Congrats. You know,people like you and the people who are destroying the poor OP make me sick. It's because of this kind of people, ****/bisexuals and people with fetishes are discriminated and sometimes even attacked. Sex is sex. And sex has three vertents: Recreational, procreational and emotional. Recreational sex may very well be a simple one night stand. This is simple human behavior, it doesn't make anyone a ****. Plus alchool is an enabler and it makes people practicly forget about the consequences of their acts. So no, people who have occasional one night stands are not *****. Guys like the guy in the FML are.

No, it does make you a **** to have one night stands, or having them often anyway. I can't think of any other definition. However, I don't think just being a **** is a bad thing . I think it's ridiculous that it's even an insult when all it means is "a slovenly or promiscuous woman. " (quote from askoxford) and promiscuous is " having or characterized by many transient sexual relationships. " . I don't see anything bad about that as long as you're not cheating on anyone. I don't think it's intelligent to do it the way the OP did (random stranger, not knowing them, no plans. If I were to have recreational sex without a relationship I'd try to get a **** buddy who's been tested and has plans in case of pregnancy.) but that doesn't make it immoral bad. I do think it makes the OP slutty. The guy in the FML however, there is something bad (immoral bad) about what he did because he's married.

what the hell is this, is this even in english? this guy speaks like bad fake cockney accents sound

people on here that bitch about drinking & random hook ups. . . if you're so against it, you wouldn't think you'd be entertained by all of us sinners & our inappropriate antics.

That's the guy's fault, it's his marriage. If the OP is in a relationship than she deserves any disease she gets for this, but if you're single it's not your job to protect other peoples' marriages.

this is incredibly reactionary, you're acting like a petulant child. all your comment does is try to demonize someone for daring to enjoy the more carnal pleasures of this earth. just because you engage in sex with someone you don't know doesn't suddenly make you the pinnacle of atrocities wrought by the collective depravities of mankind. calling her an irresponsible **** for it is a fundamentally conservative viewpoint that has no place in the supposedly open minded atmosphere of today's society. with words like that, it is pretty clear that our receptivity towards what was formerly considered taboo is only extraordinary in relativity to the former, more conservative thought processes that today's society has evolved from.

You're sort of a hypocrite aren't you? I mean look at your hostile and judgmental expression to his entitled discountenance.

_THE_MASTER_ 0

wow dude, 10 percent of the people on here have had drunken hookups, and 90% of the people here are lying. anyone who will honestly say they've never had a drunken hookup is just a liar. it happens, and the dude who the OP was with is in the wrong, not the OP. and, btw, i doubt she's disease infested. im sure that she's heard of this weird invention called the con-dom. it is this odd device that wraps around the male genitalia to protect from pregnancy and/or STD's. more news on this odd con-dom thing can be found all over. its a new concept, and might take a little getting used to, but all you wing-nuts there saying that the OP's the depraved one in this story really need to hear this strange new concept. pull your heads out of your asses and take a look around. it's getting less and less holy out there. people are letting go of traditional religious views from a dead age, and with the amount of open information constantly being blasted into our heads, it's only going to get less still. thankfully... so, to sum up, OP, try a little less booze, and looks for the warning signs of someone being a douche, people calling the OP a ***** or homewrecker, in a serious, non sarcastic way, wake the **** up. put down your bibles and crosses for a day and go get hammered. see who YOU wake up next to the next day. oh and **** off. really. god isn't watching. god doesnt care. god probably doesnt even exist. (YAY CAN OF WORMS!!!!!)

Bullshet 0

Speak for yourself. Just because you have drunken sex with random people doesn't mean we all do. Some of us are bit more classy than that.

nonnymouse 0

That's what you get for being a *****, sleeping with some guy you just met.

I guess it's a better way to find out than having his son burst in and say, "Daddy! Time for breakfa- Mommy!! Come here quick!!" P.S I love it when people write ******* novels (#140) that nobody will ever read.

There are two things that bug me the most here. One is that everyone is presuming to judge this poor freaking girl. You don't know her, all you know is someone wrote a 70 word paragraph and you have the audacity to try and label this girl. The second is that if this was a guy there would be a lot more back slapping and internet high fives. She's young and everyone makes mistakes. Give her a break. I don't presume to call all you assholes or religious nuts. Take the same consideration and moderate your bloody views and scathing comments