By homewrecker - 01/08/2009 13:44 - United States

Spicy
Today, I woke up from a night of crazy drunken sex with a guy I had met at a friends 23rd birthday party. The lights had been off when we had stumbled in to his house the night before. When I opened my eyes today, the first thing I saw was his family picture, complete with his wife and son. FML
I agree, your life sucks 21 077
You deserved it 64 032

Same thing different taste

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lmmmr 0

Don't have sex with people you don't know.

kthxdie 0

At least you didn't wake up to his wife and kids in person.

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mrodrigu7 1

OP is not a *****/**** or whatever. The guy was married && she didn't know. Nothing wrong with drunk sex as long as you use protection. Everyone needs to jump off their high horses.

was it the birthday party of the OP of the post below this one?

YDI for having drunken sex. Otherwise, I feel very bad for you. You seem like you feel remorse about it, and that's a good thing. Just don't tell anyone, because that could undoubtably be worse. Good luck, ok?

ssnickel 0

As soon as I saw the phrase "crazy drunken sex," I clicked YDI.

sammygiirlx0x0 0

hey, ydi for being drunk its a shame you couldnt have enjoyed. seriously though ignore anyone who calls you a homewrecker or ***** you arent just ignore it.

hahaha what a bunch of sad prudes y'all are i forgot, any instance of anyone ever having a drunk one night stand means they're an irrevocably horrid person who is essentially a walking STD what if she just got out of a relationship and needed a rebound? is she still a ****? i wouldn't be surprised if you thought so since apparently you're the god damned Moral Brigade. get over yourselves, i'm sure the lot of you are hypocrites projecting because you're upset at your own supposed 'immoralities' 'sides, there's no such thing as a ****, this isn't the 50's where sexual purity is the most important thing in a woman's life, people should be able to practice sexual freedom if they so desire.

Sexual freedom is what brought about beautiful things like AIDS and other various STDs, but you're right, go **** anything that walks. A little self respect and dignity isn't important, pleasure now and getting what you want now, and not thinking about the future or consequences of your actions is more important than anything else in the world. My God, our society is ******.

sex with someone you're attracted to, whether or not you know them, is undignified and a sign of no self-respect? that's nonsense perpetuated by a prudish society ruined by the inherently strict teachings of organized religion, that despite the lessened importance of religion in modern times, remain ingrained in our collective mindsets. after all, many of the greatest ancient civilizations were able to enjoy sex as it were, instead of creating ridiculous hangups to try and instill guilt in others to prevent them from having sex. would you call them undiginifed? and as far as the contraction and spread of STDs, that is quite obviously a primary reason for the existence of protection. if someone chooses to forgo that perfectly viable option for whatever reason, then by all means they deserve what they get because they know the risks. but why then are the people who practice safe sex during a one night stand demonized? if anything they should be applauded for having the common sense to act out of self-preservation when they could easily just throw caution to the wind.

man child.....Marry me? I don't care that you're probably a dude and I'm a straight guy, MARRY ME NOW!

Right, because condoms protect against the bullets of jealous spouses, for instance. It's not a matter of morality, it's a matter of common sense. It's stupid to have sex with people you don't know.

I doubt that's even remotely likely, also I didn't know we were taking into account that the drunken dude's wife might be completely and utterly insane.

the liability of the situation where one party in a one night stand happens to be entrenched in a relationship lies entirely on the aforementioned party who is engaging in this infidelity, not with the unwitting accomplice. of course the cuckolded wife can still direct her rage to this supposed brazen harlot who boned her husband, but that doesn't make her the party to blame here. and sure, you can say "well, did she even bother asking?" but then go ahead and quiz yourself on this, if this guy's out on the town looking for a one night stand while already being married, is he really going to admit to it if she asks? stop trying to finger the blame on someone whose participation in this infidelity was unknowing. and i'm failing to see why sex with someone you don't know is so stupid, that's an awfully arbitrary stance to take. how is it just common sense? who came up with the idea that it's just common sense, whose standards allow you to dictate what is stupid for other people to do? as much as you say it's not, it sounds like the rantings of some madman who views himself as some sort of moral paragon in comparison to all the other lost souls wandering the earth who engage only in bizarre, unnecessary decadence. maybe you see it as common sense as opposed to morality, but it absolutely is nothing of the sort.

jatterjite 0

well dude, ice cream is magical, so youd be a God among men if you could

bob1124 0

"crazy drunken sex"... I always hit YDI for this stuff. You have to be prepared to accept the consequences of your actions.