By homewrecker - 01/08/2009 13:44 - United States

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Today, I woke up from a night of crazy drunken sex with a guy I had met at a friends 23rd birthday party. The lights had been off when we had stumbled in to his house the night before. When I opened my eyes today, the first thing I saw was his family picture, complete with his wife and son. FML
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lmmmr 0

Don't have sex with people you don't know.

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kthxdie 0

At least you didn't wake up to his wife and kids in person.

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NobodyUKnow 0

It sucks to be you and it's bad enough that you're gonna live the rest of your life knowing that you slept with a married man. That's horrible but like someone else said, chances are you aren't the first and won't be the last. I think you should tell his wife what happend. She needs to know what her husband is doing and the potential dangers of std's he could be bringing back to her. You should get yourself checked out ASAP.

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cabernet 0

******* *****, having sex with people you don't know. You're probably blaming him for not being upfront and telling you, but did you even bother to ask what his status was? I'm guessing not because you allowed yourself to get so drunk as to not even consider anyone else. YDI. Try keeping your legs together at the next party you attend.

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callargh 0

Because the man had absolutely no say in the matter whatsoever. He never would have cheated if it wasn't for her. Excuse me while I stop typing, the bullshit is too thick. I suspect he lied, actually.

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cocky 0

if his wife finds out, his life is ******, not yours. not a fmy or a ydi.

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whatamess_jess 0

people are retarded sometimes & you're not a *****. you get drunk? so what. we ALL basically do some point in our lives. honestly, i think it's his fault. he knew he had a family, you didn't.

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I_am_stupid_also 6

The **** was very lucky, this time. Next time the surprise could be an incurable disease.

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kitteh 0

Where does she state that she didn't use protection? Idiot.

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kitteh 0

People calling the OP a **** are obviously just ugly people who can't get laid

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daarlingdamsel 0

One night stands are truly disgusting. Really, you have no idea where that thing has been, clearly. Furthermore, he has no idea where you have been either. I have no pity for you. I don't give a **** how drunk I have been in my life I've never thought, 'Hm, it would be fun to have sex with a random stranger at a party tonight, because I want my next STD test to be an adventure!' And I've been pretty ****** up on alcohol before. I'm not trying to judge or anything, but I just don't understand why that is appealing to anyone. It's dangerous, it's reckless, it's stupid, and it's pretty disgusting. If you kept your legs shut and didn't have sex with random strangers you wouldn't have found yourself in bed with a married man with children. He is just as much, if not more to blame, but he's not the one posting the FML is he? So I can only talk about your stupidity.

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TexasGirl24 15

Sooo because you don't have casual sex nobody can have casual sex? And casual sex automatically equals STD and slutiness? Did I miss anything else in your 1950's ideology of female sexual freedom?

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