By Matt - 13/07/2012 19:06 - United States

Today, I woke up in a daze after a long night drinking. I felt a subtle nudge on my shoulder. I was at my ex-girlfriend's house, passed out on top of her, with no pants on. Her dad was, in so many words, informing me that I had to leave immediately. FML
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llaawwll 0

At least he didn't have a gun pointed at your face or something.

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manoverboard 0

Oh, the joys of drinking.

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GothamKnight 0

I think you are still a bit tipsy though...

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spacetaco 0

if she wasn't under 18, why would her dad be there? YDI for having early sex.

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jessiebare 0

she could be living at home for schooling, or still lives at home after school because she can't afford a place of her own. way to be judgemental

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RunZoneFive 0

Hahah this is awesome. I mean, its a really bad situation, but thanks for sharing man. Good description of it too

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abetterday 4

this would be much more of an fml if it ended with 'the reason we broke up was that she was cheating on me with another guy an got herpes from him.'

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3arl 0

this one needs for unfo bc it doesn't tell what happens so it's nt really and fml

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crashessuck 0

oh what fun times, wonder if this goes under "standard sofla night." here's to hoping you got your pants back on

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aquarius6 0

you are not very smart dude

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skatergirl21 2

Did u go o baby **** me then say to the dad let my finish

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lxclark 17

Be glad it was a "subtle nudge" not a "full-blown kick".

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SadinSherman 16

My dad would have nudged you with a tennis racket to the back of your head,you got lucky.

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