By dfkjhregoiuberiug - 09/12/2009 09:20 - United States

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Today, I woke up in my best guy friend's bed to the sound of him jerking off. As I laid there motionless with my back to him, he reached around me to grab a tissue. I don't think I can ever speak to him again. FML
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tflnfml 0

Nasty. Maybe he's into you? No pun intended.

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crazyarsedfly 14

= (That's unacceptable on his behalf.. and rather gross..

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theeBeezWaXx 0

haha , heyy maybe he finds you attractive. dont stop talking to him but let him know that it wasnt cool.

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koifish81 0

I would have givin him a hand, next time offer to do that

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missrockabetty 0

I had a guy do that to me once it was kinda hot unexpected I endded up helping him out haha

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VeilOfVelvet 0

Get over it? Sorry but that's not something you can brush off that quickly. It's basically the same as listening to your friend have sex. Very disturbing. If it were her boyfriend or husband, that wouldn't be the worst, but since it's just someone who she just sees as a friend...little awkward. And pretty stupid/inconsiderate that he couldn't at least go to the bathroom and do it.

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Apprentice4Life 5

She should get over it IMO. What was she doing sleeping in his bed in the first place? Be flattered that he finds you so attractive that he thinks of you while jerking off. It's a compliment honestly.

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jif_fml 0

that's both unacceptable and disgusting. there's this thing called self control-more people should make use of it. i wouldn't speak to him again.

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DuLLa 7

totally agree, although i think she shouldnt have gotten in his bed

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JERKKMONKEY 0

you shoulve pretended you were starting to wake up then he wouldve stoped. maybe.. hahaha

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EnzoMatrix 0

She said: I don't think I can ever speak to him again! It doesn't necesserly mean she would stop... But it would be akward!! Anyway what happen if the OP is a guy loll

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TheRealEllieSan 9

*homophobia alert*

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onnielief 4

Awkward! You might want to ask him if he is still comfortable sleeping in the same bed as you, because if he is, you should tell him even though he is your best friend he should not satisfy himself when you are sleeping over. Offcourse you also might suggest you help him out if you're as in to him as he seems to be with you.

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