By nerdygirl101 - 13/03/2010 05:27 - United States

Today, I woke up in pajamas I have never seen before. Usually, I sleep naked, and I live alone in a locked apartment. Then, the elderly woman next door asked for her nightgown back. Apparently, I sleep-walked and knocked on all the doors in my hallway repeatedly. I'm moving. FML
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lettertjes 0

Ohhh that's bad I would be totally freaked out. Maybe you should also think about what caused the sleepwalking and do something about that. The most common causes are stress and alcohol abuse.

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maskedman 9

It's a good thing you're a woman. If you were a man you'd be registering as a sex offender right now. Then it wouldn't matter where you move.

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perdix 29

You do need to move. . . to building where there is one guy desperate enough to take your virginity when you show up naked at his door pulling the old "sleepwalking" stunt. I don't know what your problem(s) is/are, but you made need to find a place that caters to the visually impaired, or the olfactorily impaired.

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hawkster90 0

OP better hope that no pervert invited her inside while she was sleep-walking. He could've done some really, uh, creative things...

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danii_s2 0

I was hoping op was a guy so I could then ask where he plans on moving to ;)

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MakaPaka_fml 0

Walking rape target. Even with clothes on your still a target because you won't resist (whilst asleep). :s

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ImaginaryFoe 0

#34, what's wrong with a girl that lives alone sleeping naked?

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Jessicaiful 0

That sounds a little serious... I can relate to waking up in totally different clothes than what I was sleeping in, but not from walking around in the middle of the night knocking on doors..

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monnanon 13

Thats a bit scary OP but i wouldnt move when you seem to have a least one understanding neighbour who was kind enough to dress you and take you back home. i would reccomend sleeping with pyjamas or a nightdress on but it is not unheard of for sleepwalkers to undress so it might not solve the problem. Also if you have a lock with a key instead of a deadbolt then hide the key away somewhere where even your subconcious wont find it.

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bunny911 16

Or put it atthe very back of the highest shelf in your appartment where you have to be really creative and well balanced to get it out.

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bunny911 16

^^spacebar fail. God I need to get my phone fixed.

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monnanon 13

Idealy someone else should hide it for her but as she lives on her own she cant get someone to come up to her flat every night before bed to hide a key lol. High shelf that requires climbing up to it seems a very good idea :)

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