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By StillDrowsy - 09/10/2009 12:29 - United States

Today, I woke up in the hallway. I took a sleeping pill the night before to get a good sleep in for work, but it turns out it was too strong. I got dizzy and passed out on my way to my bed, fell in the hall and chipped my two front teeth, and slept there - straight through work the next day. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 203
You deserved it 7 374

Same thing different taste

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DoomJeff91 2

Well now you know what you want for Christmas.

Comments

She might not have gone straight to bed. It could have gone like that: * takes pill * puts some dishes away or whatever * starts to feel drowsy * thinks "oh I should be in bed" * walks towards bedroom * passes out in hallway

Try takin one and then stay awake as long as you can, it's pretty trippy...

i'm gonna jump on the bandwagon and ask you to mail me one or 5 of your sleepin pills

not everybody reacts the same way to the ingredients of a drug, but pills effect NO ONE instantly, period.

Do you see anywhere that the effect being "instant" was mentioned? It could have been damn near an hour between the time she took the pill and the time she headed off to bed. Edit: reply to #58.

Your first reply was to only a portion of my post, disregarding the first part of my comment where I described a possible situation and explained why I thought she deserved it, IF it's legitimate. So, you misunderstood the whole "there are two separate situations that I'm addressing" deal, or else you wouldn't have immediately jumped down MY throat in response. And why wouldn't I be pissed when I see two replies to comments of mine saying basically the same thing? "explain myself"...I don't see you doing much of that. The only things I see you doing "over and over again" are insulting my intelligence and making assumptions about me. Also, in reply to your #60...this is what I was addressing in my first post, that should never be the situation with a sleeping pill, it's a recipe for disaster.

Really, this is still going? I don't give a **** about the first portion of your comment. I was never replying to that part. I don't care. That's what you don't seem to understand. I don't give a **** about it. Again, specify when you're replying so that these misunderstandings don't happen. In your original post, you talked about whatever, never mentioning that you were replying to anyone at all. So, forgive me when it seems as though you are making assumptions that the effect was immediate. That was the ONLY part of your comment that I gave a shit about. And no, don't recall insulting your intelligence in my last comment.

Yes, this is still going on, and you can stop anytime you want to, but you haven't, so don't act like something's being imposed on you. I wasn't replying to anyone in my first comment. My second comment on this whole thread was a reply to #41, that's what 58, which seems to have disappeared, is referring to. You obviously give a **** about the second part of my comment, and the first part of my comment is the other half of that equation. Ever heard of "looking at the big picture"? Maybe if you took the two situations together like I meant them to be you wouldn't have made the assumptions that got you all pissed in the first place. And I never said that you insulted my intelligence in your last post, just that you'd done it repeatedly.

Meteor_fml 0

I'm the OP. To any of you claiming fake, there's a limited amount of characters I can put into the FML, so I couldn't explain it all. This happened last year, a few weeks before Christmas. I had fallen asleep in the daytime on Sunday from about 4pm-7pm, so I couldn't sleep that night. But I had to work in the morning and didn't want to be exhausted (I work in data entry and it's really boring), so I got the pills from my father (yes, I still lived at home then, whatever). He explained all the side effects to me, which was all crap I'd already heard before. So I took the pills (I took 2) at around 12:30am, and I didn't feel anything for over an hour. So I played around on the computer downstairs. That's when they started to kick in, and I got doublevision really badly suddenly. My parents were already in bed by then, so I got up and started to walk upstairs to my bedroom, and I got lightheaded and dizzy from the pills and my doublevision. And so I fell in the hallway like right at the foot of the stairs, and my teeth hit the edge of the stairs. Luckily I was so out of it that I don't remember chipping them. Anyway, turns out I had a really bad reaction to one of the active ingredients in the pills, and was completely out of it. My parents found me in the morning and took me to the hospital, and I slept through most of the day there. It's not like I took a pill, immediately passed out in the hall where I broke my teeth, and slept for eighteen hours, it was a much bigger deal than that. Trust me, it wasn't a fun experience, and I don't appreciate people trying to make me out to look like a liar. My two front teeth are 65% false because of this.

[yawn] Actually the first part of your post had no relevance to the second, so kindly shut up about your "bigger picture" because you obviously have no idea what you're talking about. I'm sick of this pathetic argument you're still trying to fuel. My point is lost on you, I'm sorry that you can't understand. I'm done with you now, though I'm sure you'll reply, there's no point in continuing any further because you're obviously stuck on some misguided thought that I care what you say. I'm sorry, I really don't. I have better things to do than to participate in this sad little back-and-forth with you anymore. Your opinions were judgmental and not worth my time in the first place. You stated yours, I stated mine, and you got upset - so stop claiming I got pissed off in the first place, I was merely correcting you (though you claim it was a "reply") and I guess my cursing set you off. You see, I have to go to work in a bit, and don't have time for this bullshit anymore. Reply with your same insistence again and again, I got bored of this a long time ago. Get over it.

Astronomical 0

Uh oh, meteor, #72 doesn't believe you... Better go re-think your values, because now you MUST be lying. Rofl

Meteor_fml 0

Did I ask for your opinion, you self-righteous bitch? Get the **** over yourself. I have nothing to prove to you, I was giving the commenters the full story. I'm sorry the world doesn't revolve around you and that your head is wedged so far up your ass that you can't consider anything except what you think is right, but ultimately that is your problem, not mine. **** off, idiot. This was supposed to be at the bottom of the page in reply to danzig's fuckhead comment.

cheese_please 0

Really, danzig whatever, stop being a bitch. I appreciate her giving us the full story and the fact that you attack her for no reason and doubt her authenticity makes you seem like a complete self-absorbed bitch with a stick up your ass.