Miscellaneous: Today, I woke up naked, duck-taped to the wall, with no memory...

By tapeissticky591 - 14/07/2012 05:49 - Canada - Sherwood Park

Today, I woke up naked, duck-taped to the wall, with no memory of last night. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 908

You deserved it 36 513

Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 29/12/2009 18:52 - Canada

Today, my mom informed me that she saw me sleepwalking last night. I didn't think much of it, until I remembered that I went to bed without any clothes on last night. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 572

You deserved it 6 879

By adam - 03/02/2010 20:10 - France

Today, my mom woke me up and asked if I wanted breakfast. I had passed out naked on the kitchen floor after a party. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 085

You deserved it 40 678

By Anonymous - 28/05/2009 17:44 - United States

Today, I woke up fully clothed, trying to remember the night's events. I walk to the den to awkwardly ask my dad for a ride to my car and he points to the computer. A pic of me passed out on the bathroom floor is now our new wallpaper. My skirt was around my knees. He sent it to everyone we know. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 000

You deserved it 25 913

By nekkiddrunk - 14/01/2010 02:04 - United States

Today, I locked myself, drunk and naked, out of my hotel room. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 897

You deserved it 40 594

By Anonymous - 28/08/2019 00:01 - Australia - Darwin

Today, I woke up in the shower at my coworker's house, with my clothes on and soaking wet. Apparently, the night before I drank too much and punched my best friend. The sad part is, I passed out on the couch, but somehow ended up in the shower, facing the wrong way. FML

I agree, your life sucks 569

You deserved it 1 892

By anthony512 - 24/05/2013 16:08 - Netherlands - Amsterdam

Today, after a sleepless night, I fell asleep at my work desk. When I awoke, I found my co-workers had duct taped me to my chair. I was yelling at them to untape me, when our boss came in, scolded me for fucking about on the job, and left without saying a word to my colleagues. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 034

You deserved it 12 765

By CK95 - 01/01/2015 23:02 - United States

Today, I woke up after a night of New Year's Eve partying. I remember the night going great. What I don't remember is laying naked in the shower while my girlfriend ran water over my body to make me feel better. I also made my own funeral plans because I was convinced I was going to die. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 840

You deserved it 8 052

By be_so_slick_56 - 16/01/2010 17:51 - United States

Today, I found on the internet pictures of me sleeping. I sleep naked. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 176

You deserved it 7 834

By Anonymous - 28/02/2015 03:20 - United States - Auburn

Today, I fell in the shower and the doors jammed shut. I was stuck in there for hours, waiting for my parents to come home. They had to open the door for me while I was still naked inside. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 242

You deserved it 3 477

By mrmr - 07/02/2010 18:32 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower and the glass sliding door was jammed. I tugged it, and it shattered all over me. I was naked. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 538

You deserved it 3 027

Climaxx 11

Saturday 14 July 2012 12:01

Oh don't worry, there is bound to be photos to help re-jog your memory!

scoobyfiend 0

Saturday 14 July 2012 12:07

Hey could be worse, it could have been duct tape.

Comments

etharay 6

Saturday 14 July 2012 12:20

Keep it classy, Alberta!

krista17 11

Saturday 14 July 2012 23:24

Haha just another hurtin' Albertan!

bitchpleasemike 7

Saturday 14 July 2012 12:25

you don't even remember how to spell 'duct' I see..

evilplatypus 38

Saturday 14 July 2012 15:47

Look it up before you correct people. The term "duck tape" actually predates "duct tape" because it was used to repair duck canvas.

bitchpleasemike 7

Saturday 14 July 2012 15:50

oh, sorry. I don't exactly go around searching predating terms of every word.

TheDrifter 23

Saturday 14 July 2012 16:15

Duck tape is its proper name. Coined by, and created for, the US army. The name duck tape was due to the water resistant nature of the tape, designed to seal ammo cans and med totes. People only call it duct tape because they a) found out about its existance while watching a Larry the Cable Guy show or b) are simply too young to know better and are going through life oblivious to their mistake.

perdix 29

Saturday 14 July 2012 19:29

#17, and oddly enough, duct tape is shitty for repairing ducts! It's weird how things get their names, a butterfly is called that because it's a Spoonerism of "flutter-by."

AlexaWuzHere 31

Sunday 15 July 2012 0:30

Actually, Duck tape is a brand of duct tape. OP isn't wrong, he/she just used a specific brand name, and that's very common seeing as the Duck brand is the most well known brand of duct tape.

AlexaWuzHere 31

Sunday 15 July 2012 0:33

Oops.. The other comments weren't there when I posted that, didn't mean to repeat what others had said

stej1985 3

Saturday 14 July 2012 12:25

lol. one of my friends is the bouncer of most the places I go. I fear one day this might be my fml.

dude1122332 9

Saturday 14 July 2012 12:27

Best fml EVER. Stuck to a wall.. How many people can say that?! And it be true!

Tuney_Loons 2

Saturday 14 July 2012 12:42

Duck Tape is a brand, just like Scotch Tape. Good try though, grammar nazis.

evilplatypus 38

Saturday 14 July 2012 15:49

The general term "duck tape" predates "duct tape." Look it up. It goes back at least to 1904.

TheDrifter 23

Saturday 14 July 2012 16:18

Duck tape was the original name for it when it was created for the army, about a century ago. Not sure how people forgot that, but me and op remembered.