By tapeissticky591 - 14/07/2012 05:49 - Canada - Sherwood Park

Today, I woke up naked, duck-taped to the wall, with no memory of last night. FML
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Climaxx 11

Oh don't worry, there is bound to be photos to help re-jog your memory!

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scoobyfiend 0

Hey could be worse, it could have been duct tape.

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Draugen 16

Whatever happened, I'm sure it involved ducks...

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drunkandfml 11

One does not simply duck tape a person onto a wall

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geod69 8

That was a good time I remember it very well

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bripoin 2

All and all I'd say it was a fun evening!

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Steve95401 49

Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life.

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fbear10 5

No, I really agree with you except at the fat part, because some people can't help it or they were born fat, but you (not you specifically you, you in general) shouldn't always get drunk , live life to the fullest! And do something with your life ! Don't get drunk every night :)

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Steve95401 49

#124 - The line about being fat, drunk and stupid comes from a scene in the movie "Animal House" where Dean Wormer is putting the Delta House fraternity on double secret probation. The drunk and stupid part certainly applies to this knucklehead.

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cntryiscntrywide 0

Look on Facebook. Everyone puts their business there.

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freakguy455 0

Sounds like you had fun. Unless your asshole's sore, then someone else had fun..

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jerrylee123 8

You deserve it for calling 'duct tape' duck tape.

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Steve95401 49

"Duck Tape" is a brand of duct tape, so the two names mean the same thing. It's just like "Scotch Tape", which is a brand name of cellophane tape.

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