Love: Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend, but in fact, it wasn’t... - FML

By Anonymous - 13/10/2008 08:25

Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend, but in fact, it wasn’t her. FML

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You deserved it 269

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shuyin14 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 18:00

lol, you shouldn't drink/do drugs/be an idiot

watson_fml 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 9:21

Don't get yourself into that situation? You have no one to blame but yourself.

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24788 6

Monday 27 April 2009 6:52

You didn't say anything to each other?

thekraken 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 5:01

This doesn't make sense

nodbor 11

Thursday 14 May 2009 9:07

Was it realy your hand?

lakeylove 0

Friday 15 May 2009 3:21

maybe ur girl left u and got a girl to replace her for you!

thekraken 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 4:54

I don't get it...

hydreptsi 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 2:21

WTFml

lollibots 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 16:32

this doesnt even make sense

Entity4Infinity 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 15:12

how does it not make sense.... he got drunk or something... and woke up to another girl.... the whole point is it wasnt his girlfriend..... so hes now a cheater.

notapplicable123 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 22:06

#10- Anonymous is a general name AHAHAH YDI

eastbaydad 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 2:38

Way to go playa!!!! Hope u ****** that chick again before you tossed her. At least u came before we went!!!!

JrWriter 2

Wednesday 10 June 2009 3:12

so how is this an FML? You should be proud to **** girls while you have a gf. :)

hk_fml 9

Saturday 7 November 2009 17:24

And the douchebag award goes to you! I love the illustration, really well done :3

AngelOf_Darkness 28

Wednesday 5 March 2014 0:35

And this is why we have birth control. You should try it; then again, it's just you and your hand so society is in no danger of you adding to the gene pool.

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