By Anonymous - 13/10/2008 08:25

Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend, but in fact, it wasn’t her. FML
I agree, your life sucks 297
You deserved it 269
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Top comments

shuyin14 0

lol, you shouldn't drink/do drugs/be an idiot

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watson_fml 0

Don't get yourself into that situation? You have no one to blame but yourself.

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HunterFalls13 0

Oh that was you?

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stilwaitin4mybus 0

how do you wake up with your girlfriend if it's not her?

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Chanelle1 0

reply to #24 because he was probably drunk and had sex with a random girl.

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bigraws23 0

Hope it wasn't a dude

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helpmeiamblind 0

Your girlfriend didn't find out did she?

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mylifeisFedUP 0

f your girlfriend's life :(

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pulpfiction_fml 3

Why are we supposed to feel sorry for you? Stop being such a whiny cheating little **** and lay off the vodka man

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Shit4Luk 0

Omg, how many of these replies are from 12 year olds and overzealous Christians losers? "It kills brain cells". Brain cells die over time anyways, and as long as you dont do it all day every day, you wont cause significant damage. And "lay off the vodka?". I knew a guy that downed a bottle or two of 180 proof a day, and he never complained about waking up in bed with a woman. And stop bashing women. Dont consider yourself above them. You spend about half your life catering to their every need because they make you horny.

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h8mylifesomuch 4

WTF? Then who'd u wake up next to? lol

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Ruin11thHour 0

This is the solution: DON'T GO OUT DRINKING! You were obvisously drunk if you slept with this woman. Or, you have sex in the dark. Not smart. FYL

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TheButler 0

lol it was an accident from him sheesh he's obviously annoyed

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