Miscellaneous: Today, I woke up soaked in water. It seems at some point in the...

By Olorin - 07/11/2011 20:49 - Germany

Today, I woke up soaked in water. It seems at some point in the middle of the night, I woke up thirsty and opened the water bottle I keep on my nightstand. I managed to drink a little, but it seems I didn't manage to put the cap back on before losing consciousness again. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2011 19:14 - United States

Today, I was drinking a bottle of water. My friend came up from behind and scared me, causing me to inhale and choke on the water. Lacking air, I passed out. I awoke to him on the ground laughing his ass off. I almost drowned drinking a bottle of water. FML

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By shinra - 18/07/2018 20:30

Today, it's the third time in a row that I've woken myself up in the middle of the night by pouring freezing cold water on myself. I didn’t even have water on my nightstand last night. I woke up in the kitchen. FML

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By KitchenFlooder - 01/02/2018 01:30

Today, I flooded my entire kitchen. The water was cut off at night and I left the faucet open without realizing. When the sound woke me up at 5am, the water reached my ankles. I frantically tried to sweep it out before my mother woke up at 6am. I didn't make it. FML

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By tarheels526 - 08/02/2009 00:53 - United States

Today, the alarm on my phone went off. I picked it up, hit snooze, and dropped it back on my desk without looking. I woke up an hour later to find that I had dropped it directly in a full glass of water. FML

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Fragile

By lithium-dreams - 16/07/2022 22:00

Today, I attempted to open a water bottle. My hand started bleeding before I was able to get the cap loose. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2019 00:01 - Australia - Darwin

Today, I woke up in the shower at my coworker's house, with my clothes on and soaking wet. Apparently, the night before I drank too much and punched my best friend. The sad part is, I passed out on the couch, but somehow ended up in the shower, facing the wrong way. FML

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By lordtimbit - 15/03/2015 15:01 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I fell in the shower and knocked myself out. When I came to I turned off the water and called my mom. She seemed more worried about the amount of water I "wasted" than she was about me. FML

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Morning pick-me-up

By Anonymous - 30/01/2011 05:05 - United States

Today, upon waking up, I took a sip on what I thought was a cup of water on my nightstand. I quickly discovered it was my roommate's cup of used mouthwash which she was too lazy to throw out the night before. FML

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Hair of the dog

By shartface12 - 06/06/2014 22:01 - United States - San Jose

Today, after a big house party the night before, I woke up with a dry mouth and a pounding hangover. I took a swig from a cup I'd left on my bedside table the night before, thinking it was water. Nope; it was vodka. FML

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Blackout

By Anonymous - 16/01/2023 22:00

Today, I blacked out at work, on my lunch break outside in the rain, and woke up on the ground wet a minute or two later to everyone freaking out, all because I chugged my drink too fast. FML

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txgirl09 5

Monday 7 November 2011 23:36

OP must have been exceptionally tired to not wake up from having water spill all over him. Poor guy. :/

cj7geojeep 0

Tuesday 8 November 2011 1:43

You must be a really heavy sleeper to not wake up after getting drenched in boiling hot water, OP :P

Comments

KiddNYC1O 20

Tuesday 8 November 2011 3:40

I don't think I'd have the guts to video tape myself sleeping. Especially since I experience sleep paralysis from time to time. Could you imagine what might be lurking?

BabyKayks 2

Tuesday 8 November 2011 3:41

Been there, done that!

bizarre_ftw 21

Tuesday 8 November 2011 3:52

You may Think that's what happened, but actually there were rufies in the water, you drank it all, and after your friends were finished screwing with you they decided to dump a pail of water on you. Honestly? How did you not notice with all that sharpie all over you and you waking up in a lacy ball gown? Sheesh! People these days! They're either far too oblivious or think things through Way too much! Glad I'm not like that! Oh! Also! Just for safety's sake: I suggest [...] exactly what type of rufie [...] according to this medical dictionary [...] you should [...] clean mango thoroughly [...] if stinging starts [...] release the extremely deadly viper!! [...] and that's how I got this scar [...] who wants tea?

FYlife604 18

Tuesday 8 November 2011 3:59

happened to me but replace water bottle with huge cup and add laptop to bed being soaked

SexySheWolf 0

Tuesday 8 November 2011 4:04

sounds like something i would do!

purebliss7 6

Tuesday 8 November 2011 4:15

my husaband did that one time with a 2liter of mountain dew

mja2014 4

Tuesday 8 November 2011 4:29

That's awkward haha I did that the other night except I was in the middle of pissing in a bottle (I couldn't make it to the bathroom). FML for having to clean that shit up