Miscellaneous: Today, I woke up soaked in water. It seems at some point in the...

By Olorin - 07/11/2011 20:49 - Germany

Today, I woke up soaked in water. It seems at some point in the middle of the night, I woke up thirsty and opened the water bottle I keep on my nightstand. I managed to drink a little, but it seems I didn't manage to put the cap back on before losing consciousness again. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2011 19:14 - United States

Today, I was drinking a bottle of water. My friend came up from behind and scared me, causing me to inhale and choke on the water. Lacking air, I passed out. I awoke to him on the ground laughing his ass off. I almost drowned drinking a bottle of water. FML

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Freaky...

By shinra - 18/07/2018 20:30

Today, it's the third time in a row that I've woken myself up in the middle of the night by pouring freezing cold water on myself. I didn’t even have water on my nightstand last night. I woke up in the kitchen. FML

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By KitchenFlooder - 01/02/2018 01:30

Today, I flooded my entire kitchen. The water was cut off at night and I left the faucet open without realizing. When the sound woke me up at 5am, the water reached my ankles. I frantically tried to sweep it out before my mother woke up at 6am. I didn't make it. FML

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By tarheels526 - 08/02/2009 00:53 - United States

Today, the alarm on my phone went off. I picked it up, hit snooze, and dropped it back on my desk without looking. I woke up an hour later to find that I had dropped it directly in a full glass of water. FML

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Fragile

By lithium-dreams - 16/07/2022 22:00

Today, I attempted to open a water bottle. My hand started bleeding before I was able to get the cap loose. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2019 00:01 - Australia - Darwin

Today, I woke up in the shower at my coworker's house, with my clothes on and soaking wet. Apparently, the night before I drank too much and punched my best friend. The sad part is, I passed out on the couch, but somehow ended up in the shower, facing the wrong way. FML

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By lordtimbit - 15/03/2015 15:01 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I fell in the shower and knocked myself out. When I came to I turned off the water and called my mom. She seemed more worried about the amount of water I "wasted" than she was about me. FML

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Morning pick-me-up

By Anonymous - 30/01/2011 05:05 - United States

Today, upon waking up, I took a sip on what I thought was a cup of water on my nightstand. I quickly discovered it was my roommate's cup of used mouthwash which she was too lazy to throw out the night before. FML

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Hair of the dog

By shartface12 - 06/06/2014 22:01 - United States - San Jose

Today, after a big house party the night before, I woke up with a dry mouth and a pounding hangover. I took a swig from a cup I'd left on my bedside table the night before, thinking it was water. Nope; it was vodka. FML

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Blackout

By Anonymous - 16/01/2023 22:00

Today, I blacked out at work, on my lunch break outside in the rain, and woke up on the ground wet a minute or two later to everyone freaking out, all because I chugged my drink too fast. FML

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txgirl09 5

Monday 7 November 2011 23:36

OP must have been exceptionally tired to not wake up from having water spill all over him. Poor guy. :/

cj7geojeep 0

Tuesday 8 November 2011 1:43

You must be a really heavy sleeper to not wake up after getting drenched in boiling hot water, OP :P

Comments

kcarr306 1

Tuesday 8 November 2011 6:41

That has happened to me, except with Gatorade!

nancyyo 0

Tuesday 8 November 2011 7:09

OMG!. it's happened to me as well!.

Blackcats_fml 2

Tuesday 8 November 2011 7:22

I know how that feels but I Jumped out of sleep as soon as it happened only to be woken, covered in a glass of water

bsbuddy 0

Tuesday 8 November 2011 9:01

PI think you were wasted!

FinVortex 3

Tuesday 8 November 2011 11:26

cool story bro, just say that u wet you wet your bed, be honest.

toastedgrapes 0

Tuesday 8 November 2011 11:32

I did this once, but with a bottle of coke. it was terrible, and really sticky.

emvictoria 9

Tuesday 8 November 2011 11:56

Happens to me all the time!!

Ozma_fml 0

Tuesday 8 November 2011 14:13

How would you know that drank some?

Arch27 27

Tuesday 8 November 2011 14:58

I had a bottle of soda on my headboard once. I fumbled for the light in the very early morning only to get drenched in it. My girlfriend wasn't all too happy about getting woken up like that.