By Tanner - 07/04/2012 02:26 - United States - Salem

Today, I woke up super glued to the toilet. FML
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FatelBlade 8

Seems like you're in quite the sticky situation.

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zingline89 18

Guess your wife was really fed up with you constantly wetting the bed.

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TehParteh 9

Actually it's what foreveryoung1d said

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G206Yound187 0

U pee sitting down? Did u actually shit?!?! I'm sure there was skin left behind!!!Ouch

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perdix 29

You need to get nail polish remover. Just make sure you get the kind that has *Lowers sunglasses* Ass-a-tone.

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TheElderTROLLZ 15

52 - Telekinesis.

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perdix 29

#52 -- he's going to take the first few weeks of organic chemistry, then he'll get my pun. Or do you mean how is he going to obtain nail polish remover? Maybe he's in a tiny bathroom within reach of the medicine cabinet. Or maybe someone who needs to use that toilet will get him some.

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llamalpaca382 13

Perdix strikes again! *scampers away*

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linkinpark98 23

This reminds me of that story of some girl who was stuck to her toilet for like 2 years. Don't know where I heard that from, but it sure is stupid. XD Anyways, good luck getting your ass cheeks off that toilet without ripping your skin off.

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ByronJess 17

That story made national news. She wasn't just stuck, she chose to sit there for two years because she thought that if she did, her boyfriend wouldn't break up with her. Her skin literally grew around the toilet seat and fused her to it. Why her boyfriend/ex-boyfriend didn't call the cops on her psycho ass before two years was up is beyond me.

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Jannettecooks 1

I had completely forgotten about that loony toon! Can you imagine the smell?

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linkinpark98 23

Wow, so it was her choice?! Just wow. I can't imagine the smell either. How she thought that was a good idea, is also beyond me. XD

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guy24 9

How does that even happen? Hope you are wearing clothes.

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bigdude1302 2

U fell asleep on a toilet?

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LouisianaBob 9

Yes but you'd have to ask someone else about it since op won't remember.

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hthelittleone 10

The real question is, is he still stuck?

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igese 11

awww, I hate it when that happens....

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