By Tanner - 07/04/2012 02:26 - United States - Salem

Today, I woke up super glued to the toilet. FML
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FatelBlade 8

Seems like you're in quite the sticky situation.

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zingline89 18

Guess your wife was really fed up with you constantly wetting the bed.

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capnjack92 0

You must've been partying with other op...he super glued you to your toilet then passed out and forgot where he put you. Be patient its gonna take time for all your buddies to put the clues together

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GothicAngel17 24

59 - That would mean OP uses his phone on the toilet... Yuck!

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conholio33 28

If this is true how on earth did u get off????

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perdix 29

Considering he's stuck on the toilet with time on his hands, I'll bet he used standard manual masturbation.

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iLucero 11

The Hangover Part 3? Retrace your steps!

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LaughinStock 16

Wait 66 you don't? Am I the only weird one here who uses their phone while on the toilet? :-/

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asherm 15

At least there wasn't a tiger in there...

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terrask 11

The real question here is: was it tucked in at least?

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False_Stupidity 41

Things could get real messy if it isn't...

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