By Tanner - 07/04/2012 02:26 - United States - Salem

Today, I woke up super glued to the toilet. FML
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FatelBlade 8

Seems like you're in quite the sticky situation.

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zingline89 18

Guess your wife was really fed up with you constantly wetting the bed.

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ydi_4_suking 20

No 74 most of phone usage is from when I'm sitting on the toilet

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metalguy95 11

Why do I have a feeling this is fake and you're referencing smosh? Still sucks

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Why do I have the feeling you're about to get moderated and have the possibility to get 'teh' Banhammer?

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bizarre_ftw 21

Cut back on the booze

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vagheem1 1

You must of passed out with your shoes on huh

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False_Stupidity 41

How the hell did you come to that conclusion?

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LennyComa 39

Thats gonna sting when you rip yourself off it

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hayyyyleyyyybaby_fml 14

i felt incredibly happy sitting on the toilet, using my phone to read this awesome conversation about using phones on the toilet.

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pinky78711 5

Well 74 i call it toilet texting tt i do it ALL the time

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