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By Tanner - 07/04/2012 02:26 - United States - Salem

Today, I woke up super glued to the toilet. FML

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By Numbass123 - 04/05/2014 17:17 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I was glued to the toilet all day, gushing fountains of crap, due to my own bad cooking. It got so bad that I ran out of toilet paper and had to desperately jump in the shower and stay there for nearly two hours. I can't even feel my own asshole any more. FML

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By JustADream - 24/02/2011 06:29 - United States

Today, I woke up and went to the bathroom and took a massive piss. Then I actually woke up, well and truly soaked. FML

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By hedayk - 15/05/2015 20:26 - United States - Bronx

Today, I woke up so hungover that when I went to the bathroom and caught sight of myself in the mirror, I screamed, slipped backwards, and smashed my head against the rim of my bathtub. FML

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By pooplife - 30/11/2014 19:32 - United Kingdom - Nottingham

Today, I sat down for a poop. The toilet seat slid off immediately, taking me with it. I lay on the bathroom floor for a moment, stunned, still pooping. FML

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By loveloves154 - 30/03/2018 15:00

Today, our toilet overflowed during the night. Over 50 gallons worth leaked through the floor and the ceiling to the room below. I am now covered in poop water. What a way to start the day. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2011 20:31 - United States

Today, my toilet decided it wouldn't take any more shit from me, and flooded the bathroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2012 06:56 - United States

Today, I was in a public toilet, enduring an extremely awkward silence between myself and the person in the next stall. In my rush to get out of there, I managed to get my ass stuck in the toilet seat, and ended up being pulled out by the maintenance men. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2009 19:40 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a terrible stomach bug. I quickly jumped off the toilet and crouched over the bowl. I vomited with such force that I splashed the shitty water back into my face. FML

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Nice mental image

By Maggie - 17/03/2020 17:00

Today, I had no choice but to unclog a toilet with my bare hands. FML

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By lunarclips - 27/06/2016 14:08 - Canada - Brandon

Today, is the day I graduate. Today is the day I have explosive diarrhea and I haven't moved far from the toilet since I woke up this morning. FML

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FatelBlade 8

Saturday 7 April 2012 8:19

Seems like you're in quite the sticky situation.

zingline89 18

Saturday 7 April 2012 8:20

Guess your wife was really fed up with you constantly wetting the bed.

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asleepingbear 8

Saturday 7 April 2012 14:28

What a 'Crappy day

Devor 5

Saturday 7 April 2012 14:33

HAHA LOSER!

JustJoey 5

Saturday 7 April 2012 14:33

I guess you could say you're in a *puts on sunglasses* sticky situation YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

asleepingbear 8

Saturday 7 April 2012 15:22

Good one

thedome115 5

Saturday 7 April 2012 14:43

I'll call the plumber

charlotte69er 7

Saturday 7 April 2012 14:49

It's probably cuz ur friends care about u and ur bladder

ItsTheKing 10

Saturday 7 April 2012 15:02

Dafuq*

Cad6 24

Saturday 7 April 2012 15:03

Phone? That's it? Imagine having a 40 inch flatscreen and a PS3 in your bathroom. There's nothing like shittin' while shootin'.

ShadowTheDumbass 10

Saturday 7 April 2012 15:09

Didn't I see this in an episode of Smosh?

darkinners 6

Saturday 7 April 2012 15:32

classic prank

ShawnzieNstuff 6

Saturday 7 April 2012 15:46

91- Samesies!

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Same thing different taste

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