By Anonymous - 20/11/2012 17:23 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I woke up to a disappointed boyfriend. He told me he spent an hour last night farting on my pillow to see if I would wake up with pink-eye. He's 23 years-old. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 752
You deserved it 3 465

Same thing different taste

Top comments

astralvagan 20

That's so immature. Doesn't he know that you have to fart directly on the eye, not the pillow?

unknown_user5566 26

Tell him you were disappointed too, when you found out that his size 14 shoes didn't actually mean he has a big package. Oh, myths are fun.

Comments

You should give him a pink eye with your fist!

OP's best reply - "It didn't give me pink-eye, but here, have a black eye".

fakkumairaifu 14

Plus it would only take a few seconds and is guaranteed effective.

I'm gasticulating that you mean 23 dog years, otherwise he really took that one too fart. Methanek you for not letting him get away with it... Okay my puns kinda stink today, sorry.

tj5810 21
zachattack112492 4

People aren't this stupid. People aren't this stupid. People aren't this stupid. People aren't this stupid... Nope, can't convince myself.

Psycho_Babydoll 26

Was you boyfriend watching Knocked Up last night? If so, the mystery of his stupidity is solved.

BubbleGrunge 18

**** you hormones, not Allison, hormones! And yes, I believe he was!

Psycho_Babydoll 26

You are a crazy bitch, HORMONES. That movie taught me what pink eye is. I owe Judd Apatow so much.

I'm just hoping your boyfriends name is Daniel, then you could nickname him "Dirty Dan".