By nopissleft - 20/12/2013 21:05 - Sweden - Stockholm

Today, I woke up to a loud crashing in the middle of the night. I went to investigate, but found nothing amiss. Nothing except an axe firmly wedged in my front door, that is. It's safe to say that I have no clue who did it, and that I needed a fresh pair of underwear. FML
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firebirds118 11

"Officer, somebody embedded an axe in my door and then peed in my underwear"

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kumarina 35

Have you heard any kid say redrum lately?

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SkyGuy32 17

Maybe not. "No, Timmy, that's not how we knock on a door."

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jannatanelle 5

yea I'd be in my house calling the cops everyone saying go out in the middle.of the night and knock on your neighbors doors y'all are crazy.

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kathryn14 19

I wouldn't say it's safe to say anything, at all..

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papayeya 18

Call the police let us hope they will find finger prints

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strike2867 13

You seriously think the police are going to fingerprint an Axe in someone's door? They'll probably say, "Call back when it's in your head."

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jazzy_123 20

well I'm assuming whoever threw it used their hands... hands have fingers, fingers have fingerprints... so yes, I do think the police will find fingerprints on the axe, and they will help him because it's not everyday someone throws an axe at your door..

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worldclassrager 39

Well #1 beat my phrase... Better then a machete chainsaw clawed hand or a knife right?

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mxij 13

And it shall remain there to signify war until it is settled. Until then, I recommend, changing before you get a rash

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stiansr 8

Looks like someone is trying to send you a message... or your neighbours just might have a weird sense of humor! Either way, RUN!

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