By nopissleft - 20/12/2013 21:05 - Sweden - Stockholm

Today, I woke up to a loud crashing in the middle of the night. I went to investigate, but found nothing amiss. Nothing except an axe firmly wedged in my front door, that is. It's safe to say that I have no clue who did it, and that I needed a fresh pair of underwear. FML
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firebirds118 11

"Officer, somebody embedded an axe in my door and then peed in my underwear"

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flashback_fml 14

If he did that at my house he'd have 2 guys with flashlights and guns looking for him

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xChaos 29

I don't understand how he'd deserve this...

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jmcr 27

I think people are saying YDI for pissing in his pants which is a normal reaction to the situation and ppl are being to hard on him and prob never had to deal with something like that before

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Lightning_5t0rm 11

I didn't know you lived near Jack Nicholson.

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Wubzo 16

This doesn't seem like a problem, you got a free axe

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RandomHavoc1 13

now you have a free axe! :D that's very creepy. be careful out there OP. fyl

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domolovesyoshi 33

you don't by any chance know of any dwarves in the area?

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SoultheWolf 19

Call the cops and have them test for fingerprints... I hope you will be ok. D:

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tommy123683 4

this is your clue run and move to a remote town in Australia

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