By nopissleft - 20/12/2013 21:05 - Sweden - Stockholm

Today, I woke up to a loud crashing in the middle of the night. I went to investigate, but found nothing amiss. Nothing except an axe firmly wedged in my front door, that is. It's safe to say that I have no clue who did it, and that I needed a fresh pair of underwear. FML
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firebirds118 11

"Officer, somebody embedded an axe in my door and then peed in my underwear"

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why57why 21

HERE'S JOHNNY!!!!!!! Seriously though you might want to consider moving

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Mullally 5

good luck to you sleeping properly in that house ever again

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nachosbabygurl 9

maybe its time to move

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revoltiii 1

My first thought: "Sounds like Sweden". Then i checked the location. I kid you not.

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HJKM_fml 19

Get a dog and a security can installed right outside your front door. A small one, so no one sees it and tries taking or destroying it.

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Axipiter 24

The idea of a security can amused me way more than it should have...

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TwistedCherub1 15

It was the idea of installing a dog that got me.

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alycion 38

I love my dog but I wouldn't want to see him go up against an axe. Dogs really aren't that much of a deterrent against really determined people.

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sanecatlady 13

You heard a loud noise during the night and went to check it out? I thought only people in the movies did that. And usually get horribly killed. :)

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rdnkchevy 9

Buy a gun! I hear bullets fly faster then an axe.

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MermaidAnnariea 10

you have my axe! no really, have it.

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