By nopissleft - 20/12/2013 21:05 - Sweden - Stockholm

Today, I woke up to a loud crashing in the middle of the night. I went to investigate, but found nothing amiss. Nothing except an axe firmly wedged in my front door, that is. It's safe to say that I have no clue who did it, and that I needed a fresh pair of underwear. FML
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firebirds118 11

"Officer, somebody embedded an axe in my door and then peed in my underwear"

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Cartruck10 3

If u can own 1 I suggest getting a home defence weapon (gun)

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bme1993 7

by any chance do you live in a Christmas tree?

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likemice 6

I think you've a bigger problem than little pee.

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TooFuckinFunny 3

The fact that you're on FML instead of packing...

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JoBHarvelle 7

Obviously Tom Hanniger found a new place to call "Harmony".

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thiswhitey 13

while they're on here, someone who stuck an axe in their door is out there..

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phreaker913 21

When life gives you an axe, best not to ask questions. Place it in your zombie survival kit and treat it as a win

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Fuzy2K 7

Little pig, Little p-- Oh, I got the wrong house...

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amisenho 11

You just had to be located in Sweden when this happened. The stereotypes are getting ridiculous!

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KittyHawkMarch 29

People are ******* nuts.

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