Intimacy: Today, I woke up to a nude picture of my girlfriend. Once I looked... - FML

By bob - 03/07/2012 17:33 - United States - Fairborn

Spicy

Today, I woke up to a nude picture of my girlfriend. Once I looked at it my morning wood went away. FML

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By MisterSeth - 17/06/2009 01:44 - United States

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend sent me a naked picture of herself and I wish she hadn't. FML

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You deserved it 79 764

By Photagrapher - 18/08/2010 04:09 - France

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend asked for a picture of my penis, so I sent her one. Then later on, she asked for one when I was hard, the first one I sent I was hard. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 615

You deserved it 17 783

By Crappit - 06/10/2009 13:53 - United States

Spicy

Today, my roomate thought it would be funny to take pictures of my morning wood and put it up on Facebook for everyone to see. FML

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You deserved it 3 380

By Jonathan - 13/10/2008 08:27

Today, I woke up next to a beautiful, half-naked brunette in my bed. Two minutes later, my alarm clock woke me up for real. FML

I agree, your life sucks 73 414

You deserved it 19 720

By BriSwag4321 - 21/09/2018 05:00

Spicy

Today, I accidentally sent a nude to my girlfriend's father. He screenshotted it. FML

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You deserved it 3 013

Mom gets some

By not a photographer - 21/06/2020 08:08

Spicy

Today, my mom asked me to take a picture of her and a friend before they went out to dinner. I was getting ready to take the picture when I noticed the box showing the most recent picture. It was a nude. Of my mom. FML

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You deserved it 163

By Anonymous - 19/10/2013 05:34 - United States - Escondido

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend sent me a nude picture. I would have been fine with it if he hadn't taken it in his ex-girlfriend's room. FML

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You deserved it 4 764

By AlexK - 18/06/2009 23:39 - United Kingdom

Today, I was browsing my computer to find naked pictures of my ex-girlfriend. I decided it'd be funny to photoshop a penis onto one of the pictures. I'm straight and the new picture turned me on more than before. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 172

You deserved it 65 380

By Sunshine.0.ninja - 29/07/2010 18:28 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was looking through my boyfriends phone, when I found a naked picture of myself. Too bad I haven't sent him any. Ever. FML

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You deserved it 14 834

By Anonymous - 04/09/2017 20:00

Today, my girlfriend and I slept naked after a great night together. I awoke to a sharp pain in my penis and found our cat trying a new scratching post. FML

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You deserved it 482

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Top comments

drawmyhearton_fml 3

Tuesday 3 July 2012 22:36

Get a new girlfriend? Or try a BOYfriend? ^^;

bmkc4 1

Tuesday 3 July 2012 22:36

Does she turn you off that much? Maybe you don't need to be together.

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hateevryone 14

Tuesday 10 July 2012 5:13

Was it an ugly picture?

lauralavenderbab 0

Wednesday 11 July 2012 1:29

U gay?

snapfap 1

Saturday 14 July 2012 1:21

Can you upload the picture here? so i can see....how ugly she is?

omwtotheforum 4

Tuesday 11 June 2013 8:29

You need a new girlfriend

AndyBlaze 0

Thursday 25 December 2014 12:00

You're ******

imhope 23

Wednesday 22 July 2015 23:16

Hopefully you didn't tell her that! Haha

KingofSeas 10

Friday 6 January 2017 7:22

Didn't know that women got morning wood...

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Today, my boyfriend started to suck on my boob, which I quite enjoy, until he said he was breastfeeding and called me "Mummy". I don't think I can ever let his mouth near my boobs ever again. FML

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Today, I had awesome sex with my ex. Again. I broke up with her a few weeks ago as she admittedly hadn't been attracted to me anymore in a long time. Now she says that after we broke up she doesn't feel any pressure anymore, and can enjoy sex with me again like she did before she moved in with me. FML

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Today, the person I was driving behind put their car in reverse and backed straight into me. I was then yelled at and told, "I had my reversing lights on! Why didn't you move?!" FML

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Today, since I'm too broke to get a new one, I had to duct tape my bra. FML

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Today, I’m on vacation with my fiancé and his kids. We came to see a wedding venue. Too bad I severely sprained my ankle. I also sprained that same ankle when he proposed. FML

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Today, after working for my company for 10 years, my co-workers threw me a farewell party. The boss gave quite an eloquent speech, ending in "we're really gonna miss you Mark." My name is Evan. FML

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Today, while working at a porn store, a group of six people tried to return used toys and penis pumps. Even though you can't return any items, it's still an unfortunately common occurrence. The semen in these particular toys, however, is not. All of them began shouting at me for not refunding them. FML

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Today, my boss had a "team-building" event, which involved a game of trust falls. As I fell backwards, my coworkers failed to catch me, and I crumbled onto the floor. I'm now spending the afternoon in the ER with a sprained ankle, and my boss called to check if I still trust the team. Great bonding experience, guys. FML

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