By FunGhoost - 20/02/2015 13:35 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I woke up to a phone with most of my female contacts missing. I think I'm dating a psycho. FML
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sunnyskys 25

wonder if I'm the only one that got this.

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mellajella 14

Lol does she also get jealous when you talk to your mother?

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Zebediabolical 39

I think I drove a pronto once. It's like the Mexican version of the Ford Bronco, right?

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ToxicTyrael 26

Not sure if you are trolling or not understanding 'pronto'... it means 'fast'

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False_Stupidity 41

#56, they are making fun of #33's lack of punctuation. It makes it sound like they are referring to pronto as an object. It really should have a comma in there so it reads: "I would talk to her, pronto."

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devildog562 33

Stop feeding the nazis and trolls . It's not good for anyone.

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waterbuffalo 11

Get her to let u stick it in her ass. Then dump her while doing it!!!

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SparksTheSadie 18

A waste of a phone

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Alle29 14

Although she shouldn't have done this without talking to you first you should still talk to her. She seems like she's been hurt and can't trust anymore, so talk to her and if she's just crazy, get out of there.

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ToxicTyrael 26

When my psycho ex did this I tried to talk to her which endet with her chasing me with a screwdriver and switching to a kitchenknife. Her reason: "If it disturbs you you must be cheating and therefor you have to die." I ran out of there and ASAP to the next police station. She then threatened to kill my girlfriend because I'm cheating on my ex with her. Thank god she died in a car accident! OP just leave her. Don't talk about this!

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dark_angel4121 12

Doesn't matter if someone else hurt her before; it's HIS phone and she has no rights to it or to erase anything on it. And I'm woman claiming this! That bitch is straight-up crazy!!

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janfleury 19

Sounds like it. Get out now. The lo her you stay the harder it will be to get away.Good luck op.

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ForeverJasmine 26

Tell her the most important thing in a relationship is trust. If she doesn't have trust your relationship is not going to work out.

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ShadowGenius 12

No.... You just didn't realize you were cheating on her by having other women in your phone. This is totally normal. So is waking up to her holding your penis and a knife.

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buckdharma 36

She left Elaine, but took out Jane? Your right op, she sounds insane. As psycho goes, she must be slow. Or perhaps she just removed the hoes.

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rosieposie1994 8

'Oh shit!' I swore When I saw The challenge that was set But no one else has replied just yet It leaves me with no choice, you see But to attempt this rhyme (quite crappily) While it may tempt you to give her a second chance Just because you know you can get in her pants I recommend you 'hit it and quit it' Rather than attempt to forgive it For a girl who starts to go this way May escalate without delay! (Please anyone who turns up their nose, At least write your critiques in prose!)

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