By FunGhoost - 20/02/2015 13:35 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I woke up to a phone with most of my female contacts missing. I think I'm dating a psycho. FML
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brendejafulable 41

Just make her feel confident that you only have eyes for her.

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ToxicTyrael 26

Just a wild guess but you are the type of woman OP has to deal with right?

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unipup122 17

There's nothing wrong with girls feeling insecure or jealous, it's a terrible destructive feeling. Deleting all the female contacts in OP's phone is a little crazy. But not all girls who feel that way are like that.

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XX_BATMAN_X3 5

*girlfreind walks up* WHO THE HELL IS MOM??

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hilljack90 2

Same thing happened to me. She's now my ex. Get out while you can. Switch states if possible.

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The_Avatar 22

Run far. You have a stage 4 clinger! Get out!!!

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ohSNAPyall 26

Are your glasses female too? How can you tell?

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False_Stupidity 41

This is what you do. You delete her from your phone contacts but you make eye contact and do it while she is watching. If she still does not get the hint, make it very clear that you are also deleting her out of your life.

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LadyNightowl 17

Not a wise plan. Something so overt could put the OP in real danger if she's really nuts.

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wazzup206 7

Wouldnt dating a Psycho be waking up tied to a chair with a chainsaw getting closer and closer to your nuts ???

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LaurenRoxsU 9

And I bet you also didn't realize she uses FML either... XoX, darling. See you later tonight ;)

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