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By whoslade - 28/06/2012 17:36 - United States

Today, I woke up to a punch in the balls. FML
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SkoomaKi 27

Why? Who? Where? How? Why: You have no luck (hence the FML) Who: A turtle named Henry (the attacker) Where: Probably a bed of sorts How: Falcon punch by Henry's flipper. All questions answered.

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Leslier_fml 4

I wonder what you did to deserve that because thats really ****** up.

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TehBoulder 4

Was there a penis drawn on your face as well?

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unknown_user5566 26

First thing I thought of was that it possibly could have been OP's girlfriend, and OP was saying another girl's name while dreaming. Not sure why my mind went there first, but if it's true, tell your subconscious to shut up, OP!

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jayhawkchik 4

I'm sure you know why.

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GoodToBeKing 6

Did you wake up *to* a punch in the balls, or *because* of a punch in the balls?

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Pancakemines 0

Arrow to the knee. Fist to the nuts? :s

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meethi1742 0

well, at least your day can't be more painful than that

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StitchnLilo 24

Why does he deserve it? God people are dicks

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rko3493 2

I don't know why, but you probably deserved it.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

If you don't know why, don't say it. We have no facts. It could have been his Douchebag friends or whatever.

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