By whoslade - 28/06/2012 17:36 - United States

Today, I woke up to a punch in the balls. FML
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SkoomaKi 27

Why? Who? Where? How? Why: You have no luck (hence the FML) Who: A turtle named Henry (the attacker) Where: Probably a bed of sorts How: Falcon punch by Henry's flipper. All questions answered.

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starflyer59 17

as a girl who is married to a man, I can honestly say the ONLY time anyone "deserves" it is when they're trying to rape someone or anything that extreme. normal everyday men do NOT deserve that kind of agony.

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whosladygaga 7

Nobody deserves to be woken up by a punch in the balls.... If you had balls I bet you would feel the same way

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KiddNYC1O 20

Hopefully the "morning wood" blocked some of the pain.

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kimg0885 23

Who did it? My kid did that to my husband once.... She didn't know better which made it funnier

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snapplecap281 19

Not sure if deserved it, or just unlucky....

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twye 22

Must've done something bad last night..

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Marteeny23 19

Ummm haven't we all what? Woken up because someone punched us in the balls? I can say since I don't have them that it's never happened to me :/

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Cats_R_Funny 0

That's what you get for falling asleep at a party... FYL

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