By SterlingSilver91 - 03/09/2011 23:49 - Canada

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Today, I woke up to a text from a girl I had slept with two nights ago. It read, "Please don't get mad if you notice a rash on your private parts. Sorry in advance." FML
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danford80 0

Wow. Anytime a conversation starts with please don't be mad or we need to talk it never ends well!!

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skatergirl33 0

haha nice to know u slept with a **** huh? jk tht sucks man! wtf!

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tamoodielovesmar 1

well at least now you'll be expecting one. time to get the rash cream!

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FlyingLazerWALRU 0

"I'm gonorrhea, and that's a fact! If you can't say that, just call me clap! I wait in genitals, just like a trap, and burn up lovers, like bacon fat!"

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SittingInTheSky 6

ANNNDDDDDDD let the puns begin!!!!! Did you get the rash?

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KasaraEm13 12

Dude, the puns started 181 comments before you commented.

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picturescrazy 24

YDI for willingly sleeping with a girl that's most likely a **** and not wearing a condom. Uh, no shit that if she puts out easy for you, she probably does it for other dudes. Hope your night of riding bareback was worth the possible STI.

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rasta_pasta 4

Well aren't you miss goody-two-shoes, I'm glad that there are people like you who have no problem judging others for not obeying their sacred social mores.

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savethesunlight 10

Awh, what a bitch for doing that, like seriously in a text.

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mzwhitaker85 0

okay that's just straight up nasty... from the sounds of it this is a big you deserved it because one you messed with a nasty hore and two you did not cover your junk with rubber

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queenb1621 21

sorry to hear that good luck to you.

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