By SterlingSilver91 - 03/09/2011 23:49 - Canada

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Today, I woke up to a text from a girl I had slept with two nights ago. It read, "Please don't get mad if you notice a rash on your private parts. Sorry in advance." FML
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danford80 0

Wow. Anytime a conversation starts with please don't be mad or we need to talk it never ends well!!

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VikingPrincess19_fml 9

How about using a condom when having one night stands?

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Naeeboo 4

Dayum, she oh hell no, lol she shoulda said she couldn't have sex cus she gotta rash. she so triflin

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XCraig 0

You know what they say: what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. Except herpes... That shit'll stay with you forever.

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cjgqsmooth 0

YDI for not using a condom... at least she gave you a nice going away gift lol

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Nhk_fml 4

It's called a ******* condom.... Unless It is oral sex

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AmazingLadyy13 0

Sigh. I'm sorry, man. That's pretty shitty.

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jadejazmyn 5

I'm so sorry sterling. FYI people even if he wore a condom unless she was the one wearing the condom he still can get infected. a females genital area is larger than a man's meaning she has more infected areas if infected and seeing that the male privates r only covered at the head and shaft he would still get a rash on the areas around the penis. think ppl. gosh.

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jadejazmyn 5

ok nhk. u do need a condom for oral sex. hello you can get stds in your mouth. go read a book. oh and if u didn't know also in your eye. think about that before u let someone or u yourself screw someone then come on their face. stupid humans. u all need sex ed. read books it could save your life.

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