By SterlingSilver91 - 03/09/2011 23:49 - Canada

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Today, I woke up to a text from a girl I had slept with two nights ago. It read, "Please don't get mad if you notice a rash on your private parts. Sorry in advance." FML
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danford80 0

Wow. Anytime a conversation starts with please don't be mad or we need to talk it never ends well!!

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richardcard82 5

You got the skivvies lol

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MyWhangZinYu 3

Burn, sucks for you hope it's not the clap

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DelilahV 0

YDI for making love to someone you're not in love with.

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auddylynne 0

Omg ur life Sux! Bahaha that's y u should hook up and have one night stands :P u should get tested-hope it turns out alright-be smarter next time :)

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auddylynne 0

Meant to say that's y u should NOT hook up and have one night stands lol

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rasta_pasta 4

And people shouldn't eat junk food for every meal, that being said they certainly don't want someone else telling them how to live their lives.

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nero9112 4

If she refers to your penis and testicles as "private parts", then she is too young for sex.

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lolwtfwasthat 0

I'd of said it's okay! Then I'd of hooked up with her agian I mean you have it anyway

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KrisNico03 4

That dirty *****...but YDI if you ****** her without any protection OP.

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TheNewGuy03 28

I'd say that the news is equally bad for both things. I'm sure no one likes to find out that they're going to have to treat some incurable menacing malady until they inevitably succumb to it in a few years. |the kid|

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skatingalyy 0

omg how can she expect you to not be mad?!

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